CERN - Centre Européen de Recherche Nucléaire Reviews

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A must see for every lover of nuclear physics. Plan about half a day for the visit.

A great place for science lovers. One of the most important research institutes in the world and a place where it is simply worth being. Great educational exhibitions that can teach you something and surprise many. It is really worth visiting to learn something from the greatest minds of Europe and the world.

CANCER AND BAG: FROM FRACTALS TO ATTRACTORS

NOTES:

a) FRACTALS: based on complex mathematical equations
(imaginary or analytical).
Equations with complex numbers are represented.
Example: Mandelbrut's fractal (in nature).
b) ATTRACTORS: they are based on patterns that are generated when repeating a
same mathematical or physicochemical experiment
infinite times,
Systems of differential equations are represented.
Example: Lorenz attractor (used to control
atmospheric phenomena).
c) CONSTANTS: are key to the concatenation of a) and b),
matching them
d) FINANCIAL TRADING: There are two clear attractors: the benefits
and the loss

PROCESSES:

CANCER:
I strongly believe that for the Cancers, in the Fractals and the Attractors (as a contrast to the Fractals), the key to a method for healing is found, by purely MATHEMATIC, and non-biochemical, methods of Cancer, with the invaluable subordinate help of Other disciplines
Cancer as a chaotic process developed as a fractal would be ordered and confined in its corresponding Attractor (s).
That is, by analyzing the Fractal, its Associated Attractor would be found (or reciprocally), the Cancer would be confined in it, and it would be what was examined thoroughly to cure the Cancers, as well as other diseases. This would make Cancer an entelechy (or memory).

BAG:
By exchanging "CANCER" for "BAG", perhaps the Market could also be controlled, that is, the Stock Prices of the Stock Market Markets.
As we return to dealing with theories such as those of Order and Chaos, in Environments of Uncertainty or Certainty with Fixed Risk in the case of the Market, it would be done again considering this as a Fractal that would generate economic Results (Benefits or Losses).
The world economy could go better with these patterns: Fractals that would be improved later with Attractors, maximizing or minimizing the results, economically or others, for the sake or with the Utility, of functioning better everything.

ANNEXED
There is already talk that the three leading theories of physics can currently be:
-Relativist or big (Lorentz, Einstein ...)
-Cantica or small (Heisenberg, Bohr ...)
-Order and Chaos or the chaotic (Mandelbrut fractal, Lorenz attractor.)

By CARLOS TORRES MIRANDA
Mathematical

Amazing tour. The mecca of physics. Got to go down to the CSM detector.

This place is cool and all, but I have this crazy story about this place. So I was checking the particle accelerator out (what a sight, btw!) and wowza, wouldn't you know it, a couple of protons flew straight into me and blew me up! It felt like the big bang all over again! I was rushed to the hospital, and I did survive, but yeah. Not worth the trip. :/

Cute, it would have been nice to find notes on the time machine but apparently john titor lied to us ... or maybe I just got the wrong universe line

Awesome experience! Where the science begins... Don't miss!

I wonder if I can do time machine soon at SERN ...
If you can, choose this Stein's Gate ...

Besides the CERN-SERN thing, it's a very interesting place, and you get an idea of how technology has advanced over the years. Also interesting to see is how everything happens there. It's really like its own little town, a scientifically incredibly advanced town.
Although it's quite a hassle to get the tickets, which makes sense, they're free and have a limited amount, it's definitely worth visiting, and the tour gives a good picture on how everything works there, and how 'normal' the people who work there are (the guide really enjoyed giving the tour, and they've got their own duck toy in the ATLAS control centre).

Besides the reviews making for a gold laugh, it's definitely recommendable to pay a visit there, to better understand how this world, even the universe, works.

Very interesting. Guided tours are worthwhile. Here the Internet (the basis of this evaluation) was invented.

A unique place in the world. The museums and open activities are free and of excellent scientific level. It is worth it for all ages.

I'm interested in the fact that on September 23 something will happen in that place! That will harm humanity !!!

We have visited CERN with the excursion. I want to thank CERN for the great given opportunity to visit them as an individual person, by just joining a group. It was great!

Pretty interesting guided tour, but I thought we could go inside CERN and see the LHC. Too bad, it's reserved for other groups!

Very important place on earth, even historic ! for scientific research

Why does CERN appear if I set the date of September 23, 2015

Wow, what a place. I have visited twice now, and both times had a guide that was friendly, informative and (most importantly) explained things in such a way that it made sense, despite not having studied physics since high school! CERN is so big, and there are so many projects, that a tour will never be the same twice. To begin to understand what the universe is made of and how exactly a particle collider works was very intellectually rewarding.

Probably the most important facility on earth for the survival of humanity!

Interesting facility, good guidance, but there is relatively little to see.

What a place! Innovation, Teamwork across nations, unlocking the secrets of the Universe. What an AMAZING place.
If you ever manage to visit Geneva make sure that you will go for a guided visit at CERN. A lifetime experience!
Not only you will see what us humans can achieve but you might also realize how small Earth and humanity is in comparison to what the whole Universe consists off!
Having professionals explaining the work done to CERN might even change your perspective of how you see life. Just speechless about this place.

THIS IS INSANE! I mainly liked it because of there biggest project. If you wanna learn about the studies of protons and neutrons and electrons collide together, C.E.R.N is the right place to go.

What I know can fill a book, what I don't know can fill the cemetery. - Voltaire.

It's interesting, but make sure to book well in advance if you want to take part in guided tours (full 2 months in advance)!

Kaaba of accelerating science. Things have changed due to security situation as once it was sort of just restricted entry where restriction was imposed lightly but now it is totally controlled access you can't enter the premises even on foot without proper badge.

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CERN, this place makes me dream, I am a great lover of science, this is one of my biggest dreams, to have one day the opportunity to visit, moreover I would have a lot questions to ask them

In a word, simply TELIO, we went like a school for many days and we did - we saw so many things that I believe will stay forever, the perfect staff as they should be young and inexperienced on the subject.

Funny situation where half of the park is located in France, the other half in Switzerland. Only in Europe will you find such a peculiarity. In Asia, you'd have to stamp your passport so many times just to work here, you'd need a new passport every month! Not so here, because the borders have basically been dissolved...eventually the rest of the world will follow suit.

Very interesting site with lots of fascinating science facts. Guided tour was informative but the guide was exceptionally boring and for the slightly hard of hearing almost impossible to understand.

Had a stopover in Geneva and thought going to CERN would have been an interesting stop. It wasn't too hard to get there (bus and walking) and got there around 0840. The office was full of students (since it was school holidays and looked like they had some sort of event) so wasn't able to go in and the globe was still closed up. There were a few things to look at in the plaza but otherwise not too much to do.
I didn't really look it up beforehand which was probably a mistake on my part but that was the only time I had to have a look in the area.

They are up to something big... I typed in jade helm and ipet goat and this popped up

The cafeteria offers a choice of food to feed the servers of science and their servers at any time of the day, until very late

Brilliant time. Helpful staff. Very interesting tour.

Very interesting place would like to visit it documentary which is to pass on television which makes want to visit it had very good echoes I allot the note of 10/10. 5 stars signed madame alcaraz Isabelle

Love it. I visited it while I was studying undergraduate physics at the university.

Research center to discover. Lots to see and read.
Out of the city center. Tram to take

CERN is such a big organisation. It's incredible and everyone is so nice and helpful!
It's really great even if for just a quick visit.
The guided tours take you to ATLAS visitor center where you see a 3D movie and other places. I highly recommend it!

Where great research is done, there is probably no room for unimportant things. I was very fortunate that I was able to receive 4 tickets in the second lottery procedure for myself and my friends.
The tour consists essentially of three separate video sequences in different buildings, which are located above the experimental facilities. Only the synchro-cyclotron from the 50's was 1 to 1 to visit.
In the large wooden palace, a video animation was to visit, the rest of the building closed.

Although the tour is free, I can not really enjoy the shown. Here is a documentation on Youtube about proton acceleration and particle acceleration much more informative and gives greater insights.

Please do yourself a favor and book guided tour. It's difficult to get the slot. Slots open 2 weeks in advance only and fill up very quickly. Sometimes randomly some slots become available when someone cancel their reservation. New slots open at 2:30 am Canadian time (8:30 am swiss time).

Tour is 2 hour and very informative. It had access to some places like ATLAS building where ordinary visitor cannot go. Along with 2-3 multimedia presentations.

Spare atleast 4 hours for this place. 2 hours of tour and then 1-2 hours for permanent exhibitions.

Reception is opposite to globe building. Go there for visitor's registration and pick up your card. Tour starts from reception area.

Guess you could call me biased, but it is a great place to visit.
Come and visit the Microcosm exhibition and the Globe of Science and Innovation, enjoy one of public events or get on a guided tour to see some of the experiments, accelerators or control rooms. It's all free of charge.
There's also Open Days once in a while, next ones are 14/15 Sept 2019.

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Not for the faint hearted the CERN visitor centre and tour is pretty hard core science. (The tour needs to be booked and that can only be done 15 days in advance).

Well the point of the place is particle physics, proving the Higgs Boson exists! I took my sons who are budding teenage physicists, needless to say they loved it. I enjoyed the history of the place and the international cooperation but was impressed/amazed by the scale and the logistical challenges.

Great exhibitions and the opportunity for an exciting guided tour if you are aware of when the tickets come out. There is free access.

Much Physics
Speed Particles
So Wow
very europe
so science

I r8 8/8

Fantastic research center ever ... bole toh jhakaas ..

I did an internship there, it was quite simply, a dream!
Everything is great! The staff is very kind, very welcoming. The premises are large and the restaurant offers healthy things to eat. The exhibitions are super well done (Bravo Philippe Moret!), And are above all very interesting and easy to understand and are above all interactive from start to finish. What particularly pleased me was the visit to the CMS detector. There are many more interesting things than we think! Just awesome place.

The LHC Large Hadron Collider is built to study the formation of black holes and how to bend time and space look it up

Came for the Opendays 2019 to Geneva and had 15:00-16:00 time slot booked. Arrived at 14:00 and was told, that the Atlas (which I booked) was closed for the day as there were too many people. Please don t organise such an event and let me travel from far if you are so incapable of executing an openday. I m highly annoyed and disappointed.

Very professional guides, wonderful experience not only as regards the scientific aspect but also for intercultural exchanges. As for the canteen, there was a lot of variety and the cashier was very nice

Fascinating place to visit, giving an insight to some of the most innovative research and technology on the planet. Our tour guide was incredible and helped us to engage with the science without needing a PhD in physics. Not to me missed if you visit Geneva!!

Love this place!! Everything they do there is very fascinating!!! Cant wait ;)

Great place for people that care or are in touch with the subject that they are testing
The facilities are huge and spread all over France and Switzerland
Great place for people that care or are in touch with the subject that they are testing
The facilities are huge and spread all over France and Switzerland

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LHC needs more advancements to verify String Theory but still it has been very successful, for the Higgs Boson and other things. It is the best place that a normal guy will see.

I had the good fortune to visit CERN, while on a long layover at Geneva airport. Even though I had not booked a tour, I just wanted to see what was available, and out was well worth the trip. The Microcosm exhibit is great, with many cool displays and free entry. The science globe across the street also had interactive and video exhibits. Everything is in multiple languages and very accessible. You should come visit, I'll be back for a guided tour for sure!

What is there more to say... Other reviews have already pointed everything out.
Just FANTASTIC!!! ;-)

I have not been .. But I'm dying to go. Because I like things nuclear.

Great experience! We enjoyed a lot. We wanted to do a guided tour but unfortunately it was all booked. Anyway you can visit two exhibitions, Microcosm and Universe of particles. They are in two different buildings but they are very close to each other and it's free.
They have almost all the audios in english, french, german, spanish and italian you can choose it.
If you are a curious person and you enjoy science it's totally a must. To go there you can use the tram, line 18, it's the last stop of the line.

Well, there is little to say about Cern ... everyone conosciamo..visitato in high school, fantastic visit, we also had the opportunity to see in machinery repair ... Recently researchers at CERN visited the Polimi and shown / explained some projects they work on ... they offer the possibility to carry out final tests and thesis ... fantastic !!

Wao I just got that video and I thought it was true and in Spanish it doesn't come out and it doesn't come out 23.09.15 and I'm from Panama

CERN lies at Border of France and Switzerland where both Nations made available 625 Ha (Hectare) of Land in which France contributed 515 Ha and Switzerland about 110 Ha. One Hectare Land is equal to One Square Hectometre or 0.01 Square Kilometres Land. Underground Construction of Tunnel in CERN is about 59 Kms Length. This is very Huge Construction involving World's Biggest Complex Machinery ever built by Humans for Understanding Deep Secrets of Nature through High Energy Experiments. A Great Achievement in Engineering, Technology and even Great Achievement and Advancements in Most Fundamental Research Field Quantum Mechanics.

Visited the medical service. Plan to return to work after several months of sick leave (herniated disc).

Coffee was mediocre. Their continental breakfast was bland. We thought the Swiss would be more welcoming, but when we tried to plug our Prius into their "machine", they informed us that it was not free energy.
Upon talking to the concierge, he gave us a complimentary code...9-23-15. This gave us free charging AND they washed our Prius!
Side note and slightly concerning....when code was entered there was a small polar shift and amateur astronomers claim a satellite resembling a black knight had started to descend to Earth. Hope to be leaving soon, but all news media are reporting a travel ban.

We visited CERN during the Open Days 2013. With tickets to see the CMS detector underground.
It was an incredible experience. I would recommend it to anyone with even the slightest interest in science.

I'm glad Iranian scientists are involved in this great project ....

At 40Tev this becomes a doorway into a direct and specific lower realm. The Pit as I call it, spoken of by the Egyptians and Hindu's. The realm of the Jin or Watchers. At 43Tev. It stays open.