This place is cool and all, but I have this crazy ...

This place is cool and all, but I have this crazy story about this place. So I was checking the particle accelerator out (what a sight, btw!) and wowza, wouldn't you know it, a couple of protons flew straight into me and blew me up! It felt like the big bang all over again! I was rushed to the hospital, and I did survive, but yeah. Not worth the trip. :/