Coffee was mediocre. Their continental breakfast w...

Coffee was mediocre. Their continental breakfast was bland. We thought the Swiss would be more welcoming, but when we tried to plug our Prius into their "machine", they informed us that it was not free energy.
Upon talking to the concierge, he gave us a complimentary code...9-23-15. This gave us free charging AND they washed our Prius!
Side note and slightly concerning....when code was entered there was a small polar shift and amateur astronomers claim a satellite resembling a black knight had started to descend to Earth. Hope to be leaving soon, but all news media are reporting a travel ban.