My name is Dank meme man I was looking up dank mem...

My name is Dank meme man I was looking up dank memes on a pc .I was struck by the legendary bolt of harambe.By becoming the dankest man alive our world was opened up to new threats.Me and my team at DANK Internet labs fight the greatest villains including THE MEME KILLER,pepe who killed both my fathers.And MEmitar who killed both my biological mothers With Dankergirl.I am Danky. the dankest man alive