4 years ago
Dear god where do I start? On the surface, this pl...
Dear god where do I start? On the surface, this place looks amazing. Im giving a two star out of pity due to the fact that when we first arrived there, we were handed an ice cold towel to cool off and a cold glass of punch. Off the bat, I was impressed. Sadly, this was the first and last good thing of this place. DO NOT GO Here and waste your money! We paid 4,500 USD to go here to an all inclusive resort where the entire staff constantly hounds you to spend hundreds of dollars more on dinner when food is already included at all the restaurants, why on earth would we spend 160 dollars on a lobster dinner? They also make it abundantly clear the difference between preferred members and regular guests such as us. They once again hounded constantly to spend over 50,000 dollars per person, a life long plan, up to 365/month for the next 30 years to be a preferred member . We unfortunately and unwillingly were pressured into a two hour long sales pitch in a life time commitment such as that. Oh, dear reader, this is barely scratching the surface with sales pitches. The pool is nice, however you get constantly hounded by salesmen to try their shady excursions and they will literally bother you almost every time they make their rounds along the pool. The beach is worse! The sand is nice, but that is IT! The beach sales people are ten times worse! They constantly bother you to try their excursions or shady cigars. The ocean water, a disaster. We preferred the pool water over ocean water. The water was full of dead seagrass and seaweed, unacceptable for how much this place makes. To make matters worse, every time and I mean every time you entered and exited the ocean water, there would be once again, another sales man to greet you to try out their marijuana, cigars, or other junk they were selling.
Now, on to the housekeeping problem. Housekeeping, when they eventually cleaned our room, they did a good job at cleaning, however, they would always clean our room at 6pm or 7pm!!! That is way to late in the day. For instance, the one excursion we did do through the resort and the resort only (because thats trusted) we did ziplining. Ziplining was off the resort and it was quite fun. However, we left at 7 in the morning for the excursion....we returned to our rooms after the excursion at 3pm. We are sweaty and exhausted from our trip and low and behold and to no surprise, our room wasnt cleaned yet! And to the resort owner that reads this post, yes our Green sign that says Yes please clean our room was displayed all day. We even tipped our housekeeper at the beginning of our trip, and that made zero difference. Our room was always cleaned by 6 or 7pm! Unacceptable. Even Motel 6 here in the states cleans their motel rooms by at least 1pm!
In closing, my dear friends that plan to vacation here, Do Not Come Here! I ve heard of other resorts being much better. This place I do believe with fail unless they fix all the problems I listed above.