3 years ago
Are you a baller? If you answered yes, why the he...
Are you a baller? If you answered yes, why the hell are you reading reviews of hotels and go air bnb somebody's mansion if you plan on staying in Houston any length of time. Now, are you not a baller, but want to feel like one for the weekend or more while you check out Houston? Then get thee to Hotel Derek!
Don't valet, self park because almost immediately after you self park, there's a guy on a cart that's ready to get you to the front door. Still not feeling like a million bucks? The staff at the front desk are attentive to your needs and more than willing to answer any and all questions.
And once you get to your room, pinch yourself because you'll probably think to yourself like I did, "Am I in the right room because I don't remember paying this much for this kind of luxury?!". Full disclosure...the drainage sucks in the shower and don't dare drink the $6 Fiji water or even think about the snacks or the minibar. But let's be honest, this isn't the hotel for a 2 week's stay, so live it up for your 2-5 day vacation!