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The best water park!

The best water park!
Like it so much! Hope that some time will back there!

Drove two hours to find out half the water slides ...

Drove two hours to find out half the water slides were shut down. And because of that, the ones that were open had huge lines. In addition, the water fountains were shut off. Really....it was over 90 degrees. That is a very dangerous practice. Will NOT return!!!

My overall experience with this place was just ok....

My overall experience with this place was just ok. There are a good number of water slides, but most of them have a thrill rating of 1. They do have a few good ones, but be prepared to wait at least 45 minutes on a slow day. They don't have very many rafts for the rides so you have to wait longer than necessary for a raft. The bathrooms were constantly out of soap and toilet paper all day. You would think someone could refill it at some point. At least 8 water slides were either not working or closed. The place looks like it hasn't had any maintenance in 10 years and the landscaping is so overgrown with weeds it looks half abandoned.

It's is a nice BIG water park, kids loved it. The...

It's is a nice BIG water park, kids loved it. The food; however, was disgusting. Got what looked like a great burger, "The Wisconsin Burger". That was not real beef, it tasted totally gross and cost $13.99, never again....Should have gotten the chicken tenders.

I love this place! Black Anaconda was by far my fa...

I love this place! Black Anaconda was by far my favorite! Kowabunga is great for the whole family! Noahs Ark is very family friendly. Even has water proof phone cases so you can take pictures and videos underwater. There are many scary rides for the daredevils and fun water play areas for little ones. This place is the best!!!!!!!!

The New Berlin 4-H club has been catered by the wo...

The New Berlin 4-H club has been catered by the wonderful staff at Noah's Ark. The kids and adults enjoy themselves immensely. When the weather turn cool they offered us drysuits so we could keep having fun the rest of the day! Most importantly the water was clean and the park was very clean. :-) many other Parks have nasty water. It was easy to find and parking was very accessible. The showers were also nice when we were done to clean up before we went home. We have been coming every year for the past 25 years and will continue to come back every year, thank you for the wonderful staff and owner! :-)

Lots of different slides. Had lots of fun. Food wa...

Lots of different slides. Had lots of fun. Food was expensive like all tourist spots. The prices to get in are high and getting higher every year. Once in the gate was bombarded by a photographer taking pictures. Pushy. Then at the end we go to see the pictures and was pricey but the associate was rude. Didn't buy them.

Best water park in the dells hands down I've been ...

Best water park in the dells hands down I've been coming here for 35 years and have tried other imitators but Noah's ark has the real thrill slides and slides for all ages and great splash pads if you stay at the flamingo hotel adjacent to the water park you get free Noah's ark tickets for each day which is a huge bonus and flamingo has appt of pools if you just want to get away from the hustle and bustle of the water park definitely check it out

Very fun water park! Stay tuned for "A Day" if you...

Very fun water park! Stay tuned for "A Day" if you or your child has an A on their report card, they get in for free! This is usually a few days in the middle of June. Great park, I usually go every year.

We paid $20.00 for parking went in and both of the...

We paid $20.00 for parking went in and both of the attractions my son likes where closed. He is 5 years old so not into the big kid slides. I could see 1 being closed but both for his age where closed. The wave pool was nice but way to crowded. All interaction with the staff was friendly and professional.

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So much was closed, it was not even worthmworth th...

So much was closed, it was not even worthmworth the drive. I wish we knew this before we paid $30 per person, $15 parking and $20 locker fee. (Can anyone say drip pricing!) We went during Covid because we assumed since it was open they were taking proper precautions. There is no enforcement of social distancing and mask wearing once inside. We left after 2 hours -an hour and a half of which was waiting in line- because we ran out of things to do since so much was closed and plus we just didn't feel safe.

This park is the best "outdoor" waterpark in Wisco...

This park is the best "outdoor" waterpark in Wisconsin Dells during the summer. A big park for all ages and lots of fun too! Wear flip flops or watershoes to walk around, as there are places to stash shoes and towels (if you need them). A summer isn't complete without a trip to Noah's Ark! Food for purchase is good as well.

This resort has monopolized most of the Wisconsin ...

This resort has monopolized most of the Wisconsin Dells area. The majority of their rooms are in old motels, that they cheaply retrofitted with their colors. We had a tube TV for God's sake.
Their parking is a little over a quarter mile from the main check in lobby.

The park itself is nice but the prices are outrage...

The park itself is nice but the prices are outrageous. With the volume of people that come through I find it hard to justify ie: $13 for essentially an ala carte burger, $24 for a margarita!

...And Noah's Ark responds with an ad for their website?

Normally the park is great, but they're charging f...

Normally the park is great, but they're charging full admission right now, and only have 5 attractions open, on a Friday none the less, If you have not bought a general ticket admission for this year please be advised, You will not get what you think you are getting, $40 for 4 or 5 rides & one wave pool is way too much to pay. Not to mention cramming everyone who comes on a few rides and one pool is the opposite of what should be done at these places to promote social distancing.

It's sad to see this Park is starting to look run ...

It's sad to see this Park is starting to look run down. Easily fixed though if they spend a little money on paint and clean with a pressure washer. Wave pools in need of repair and possible refinish. Chunks missing from wave pool walls. Lots of things not working, I heard a bartender say they were running out of alcohol at 1pm on a Saturday. Piles of flat tubes near the rides and most of the tubes for the lazy River were in disrepair. I remember when this was a well kept establishment and sadly I don't think I'll return.

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We got free passes from our hotel, which was great...

We got free passes from our hotel, which was great. Walked to the park to avoid the $20 parking fee. My best compliment is for the lifeguards! They were everywhere and very attentive. One kind young man, jumped in with his sweater on, to grab my daughter who was clearly struggling to stay afloat. We thought it was 3 6 , but was actually 5 . She fell off while trying to travel across the floating tubes while using ropes. He didn t hesitant for a second and went in and pulled her out. I was extremely impressed and thankful. Tons of fun to be had here. Only criticism is the high cost, combined with the being closed too early. Much too cold out in Wisconsin to swim before noon.

It's very big as advertised, but bigger doesn't me...

It's very big as advertised, but bigger doesn't mean better. The lines for most of the top attractions were very long and plan on walking a lot. It's very spread out. The food and drink prices were beyond high. It cost about $100 to feed my kids chicken strips and fries.

It's a great water park with lots of things to do ...

It's a great water park with lots of things to do but when we were there they were really busy and about half the slides were closed which caused very long lines for the stuff that was open

My husband has the fondest memories of NA, but thi...

My husband has the fondest memories of NA, but this last time we went, he was really disappointed. It feels almost like they're letting it go in their upkeep, or lack there of. Where they used to have their bumper boats, there were actually tadpoles thriving!

We absolutely love Noah's Ark. Only thing they cou...

We absolutely love Noah's Ark. Only thing they could improve upon? Lines are often ridiculously long, which could be helped if they put into place an option much like a "speed pass," much like Six Flags does. Otherwise, I love Noah's Ark!

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Noah's Ark Waterpark

Noah's Ark Waterpark

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