Noah's Ark Waterpark Reviews

They could use a sign that indicates the park entrance rather than what appeared to be just ANOTHER advertisement. Park was clean and everything went smoothly. Almost all of the front line employees were young and some came across apathetic, but I'm not sure what else I'd expect.

Pretty fun but everything is quite over priced and it takes 40 minutes in average to ride the fun rides. Was pretty great though.

Best waterpark Ive ever been too. Highly recommend the black anaconda. Food is outrageous so its best to pack a lunch in the cooler. Plenty to do whether you want to relax or a thrill. Close to allot of hotels and a few restaurants also. Place has never let me down.

Growing up in the Dells, I've gone to Noah's since I was a kid. I remember being 9 years old when they put in the Big Kahuna Wave Pool and Adventure River. I wish they had offered season passes when I was a kid.

Many things have changed since then. The Plunge is gone, replaced by Point of No Return, Scorpion's Tail and Quadzilla, which eclipse the old ride. The large tube rides like Congo Bongo and Kowabunga are great for families, though the height requirements on everything can kind of be a buzzkill, but I understand. When I was a kid in the late 80's and 90's the only requirement was being able to carry your own tube or mat up the tower.

The Season pass is a great deal, but paying for parking and the no food inside the gates is a harsh tradeoff. Such is the price for competing with Mt. Olympus I guess. Going in June is the best - lines are shorter and the park is open longer. Once you're into July thru Mid-August, I would avoid going on a weekend at all costs - just too many people and lines.

Best water park ever. Lines weren't too crazy and the bathrooms were clean when we were there.

Decent place, lots of slides, fun for kids, use shoes or sandles because the floors are scorching hot, I forgot to use shoes when going from ride to ride and ended up getting burns on the bottom of my feet, there isnt much shade.

Great rides. The big drop at the point of no return was awesome, even my 7 year old was brave enough to try while some other kids chickened out. The longest wait was at the black anaconda. Our only problem was insufficient tubes for the lazy river and wave pool, a smaller portion of our visit.

I've always had a great time at Noah's ark as a kid, teen, and now as an adult. The rides are exhilarating, and they have plenty of shops around for souvenirs. There's ample parking, and the waits in line aren't too agonizing. ALWAYS 100% entertained while there. The only issue I had with my last visit was the cost of things. When I went to Noah's Ark as a teenager I remember the lockers were coin operated, now they charge you $10-$12 bucks for rental. Not only that, but the parking used to be free, now they charge you $5-$10 bucks for that depending on if you want preferred, or regular. The "lifeguards" are more like prison wardens and blow their whistle if you so much as fart in the water. Unfortunately, I feel as though Noah's Ark is squeezing as much money as they can out of the visitors nowadays. Not like we didn't already spend the money on tickets, gas, food, hotel/motel stay, and time off work.

Love love love this waterpark. They have a new ride every year. This time the newest ride was the Raja, six flights up and it had a twisty turn and then a huge drop that went back up on the other end, kind of like the stingray. So much fun!!!

Best place ever!!! I love all the rides and my little cousins had a blast!

Just awful. So understaffed with almost no rides open. No cabana service, surf pressure made a girl flash in front of 30 kids. Just absurd!!!

Even with free tickets from our hotel we spent $15 to park and$15 to rent a locker! Fortunately I locked up my money and didn't buy any overpriced food or souveniers. Long lines and lack of tubes made the day an expensive disappointment. The young kids working there were friendly and fun though.

It's not what it used to be...it's honestly really hard to even find anyone that speaks English well. Most of the time half of the rides are shut down. We are local, so it's easy enough for us to run by and spend a few hours. But if I was traveling from out of town, I'd stay at an indoor/outdoor water park hotel. Newer and cleaner. Food is outrageously priced!

Great place to get out of the heat to to spend time with family. Many things to do for all ages. The parking price is a little outragous, still don't understand why we have to pay for parking AND THEN pay for admission?

The best waterpark in the Dells. Always well worth the trip.

In the regular pool your child cant wear a lifejacket but yet u can carry them that makes no sense

We had soooo much fun.. the kids had the time of their lives.. couldn't of had a better day.. simply joyous

I am a 14 year old boy from Denmark, Scandinavia. I visited my american friend in the summer 2014, and went with his dad, him and some of his friends to The Waterpark. He lived in Chicago, so it was a long drive - But totally worth it! We had a great day, and went to Subway afterwards :)

Norse is a great place to go and Wisconsin Dell. They have proof of smaller kids up to grown ups. Just make sure you go through the week and not the weekend it's overcrowded.

Ok. A little too crowded for my takes and the weather didn't help, but ok otherwise.

A lot of fun and a must for anybody who is not used to humidity. Because it feels like you must rinse off every 5 minutes. So water slides are awesome. As for thrills, you must do the Scorpion's tail

Be sure to get that when it opens to about some long waits on the most popular attractions.

Just. Great. We have fun time here with my family and friends

There are a bunch of different rides for all ages. Entry price is very low compared to other parks, but because if that the park is always packed so expect very large lines waiting for the big rides.

Will not return to this water park. The signs say they have water slides open and when we got in the park and paid for our visit nothing was open. Almost all water slides were closed. Lazy river closed. Kids swimming play ground closed. Literally paid a ton of money to have a wave pool to swim in. We bought the year pass because we are visiting for a week and they did not give us any warning they would be closed a few days. Beyond disappointed with this place. We will be going to Mt. Olympus next year. It appears they have many water slides and pools and playgrounds open and have not been closed any days.

Such a good time.. Point of No Return and Scorpions Tail.. .. .. Awesome..

The expirience itself is wonderful for kids and people who love to be around water, but expect to have money to account for paying for a locker rental, parking, snacks, ect. Other than that the waterpark shines on a very hot day, as the water is super cold!

August road trip here presented us with decent lines. Nearing the end of the season I guess as there were some portions of the water park closed off. Other than that kids had fun and personally it was just ok for me.

Pleasantly surprised. My grandchildren, nieces and nephews enjoyed themselves tremendously. So many water rides.

Several really cool rides. Lots of different areas and rides for all ages. However, I was disappointed in the larger raft rides. Usually, these types of rides, the lines move pretty fast but not at Noah's Ark. Most of the raft rides allow 2 people which the rafts can accommodate 4-6 people. This really makes the wait in line go very slow. Since you can not bring in outside food, I think the food should be better as well.

They don t mind charging full price to get in but only about 30% of the attractions open. Definitely not worth it was there today! 7-7-20. Save your money

THE PARK WAS 80% OPEN BUT IT WAS STILL FUN... LOTS OF HILLS, STAIRS AND WALKING SO BE PREPARED FOR A CARDIO WORKOUT LOL

Best waterpark anywhere! Best staff and lifeguards!

not everything is open but it rotates per day. not bad at all and still fun

It truly is the best water park in the world!! I just got back from it today and I gotta say it was busy but not packed. And the weather was great. Time warp is my favorite ride and if you're up for the challenge go on scorpion tale. Dont over think and go!

It is the best place for friends from all over the COUNTRY to get together.

Our favorite water park to visit with the kids. There are plenty of kiddie areas for the little ones to play in, as well as thrill rides for the older kids/adults. We like to bring a cooler with food and have lunch out in the parking lot, since coming in and out of the park is no problem. They do have plenty of food and drink options inside the park, but everything tends to get pricey. Overall, one of our favorite places to visit in the summer

Masses of people waiting endlessly in line for 4 seconds of waterlogged excitement. Terrible food options. Typical amusement park overpricing. It's worth going every 5 years.

I LIKED IT BECAUSE MY LITTLE GRANDSON'S NAME IS NOAH. PLUS IT HAD A LOT OF EXCITING ACTIVITIES.

A blast! Favourite rides were the watercoaster - the Black Anaconda, the Sting Ray, the Tidal Wave as a traditional. The Raja was okay but it paled in comparison to the Sting Ray! A full and wonderful day. Rented a Grand Cabana for the day. Wilfred served us well. A blast of a day! Busy from opening to closing!

A lot of water slides and plenty of parking for buses plus cars

Very well laid out, the littles had so much fun. We will Def go again!

We highly recommend Noah's Ark Waterpark. It is a gigantic place with something for everyone. Our family spent two days here and we still did not ride every waterslide. They have two wave pools, two lazy rivers, a 4d movie experience, and countless water slides. We brought our own food, but there are several food items for sale.

My husband and I drove down from Canada and had an amazing time! We will definitely go again in the futures.

Most of the food vendors were closed so you had to walk all over the park for special items

Love coming here with friends! but you can end up wasting time in lines cuz of busy it gets

Not worth it for 2020. We went today June 20, 2020 for opening day. There were maybe 4 slides open, no wave pools, or lazy river. For children they could play in one small area that was full of dirt, the floor was chipped and pieces were everywhere. Very dangerous and not well maintained. Many of the staff also seemed in the dark about a lot of things and could not answer questions. It should be posted on the website that not everything is open and reduce prices because this was absolutely ridiculous.

Lines were long but an amazing trip returning next year i think

Nice family time. We have brought our family there often since they were young. After not being there for a few years though, it was unfortunate to find out they have added parking fees to the already steep ticket prices....making it outrageously expensive for a day with the family.

$100 for half the park. Makes zero sense to close half the park but allow 100% of the patrons. Now we're all crammed into a tiny area for full price. Ridiculous and taking advantage of people. We have two kids under three and therefore paid $100 to play in a wading pool with one tiny slide. Smh!

Do not go by website as to what is open for the day. Not a Family park! Only for 48 and over. Attractions for under 48 closed or mostly blocked off unlike what site said for the day.

Awesome! But lots of hills be sure to have some great water shoes!

Lots of fun. You can leave and come back in, so it's a great option for all-day fun. Lines may be a little long for the slides but def worth it.

My daughter loved it. Like any amusement park be prepared to stand in long lines.

Intense non-stop fun in the sun. Thrilling rides and large wide pools. So much fun with so much to do. I'll visit again for sure.

I love this water park OMG! It s fun for everyone and all ages.you won t want to leave

Noah's ark has been lots of fun and a little cheaper than other water parks. You may pay a little more for park tickets, but parking, lockers, and food are a little less than other places. Wait time for rides was also a bit less than other water parks. Many of the workers struggle with English; but this seems to be the norm in the dells. Lifeguards were very attentive and moved quickly when they had to pull a small child out of deep water (Kid shouldn't have been there. He could barely doggy paddle and the signs said good swimmers only.) Some of the rides look faded, but they seem safe and are still lots of fun.

We came here on a very hot summer weekend, there were long lines everywhere which was expected. Parking was $15 and there is no great alternative, lockers (small) another $15. Leaving your towel and shoes on the side of the pools is ok though. Wide selection of food choices inside park. Deals usually available through local hotels, Kwik Trip, etc. Our girls are small and they really liked the kiddie attractions. Height restrictions were quite inconsistently applied, which they found very unfair.