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Whatever you do just go and stay at the wilderness...

Whatever you do just go and stay at the wilderness instead stoped in at noahs ark while we were on vacation at the wilderness just to see how it was the day we were there the water was freezing for some reason even though its warm at the wilderness and most of the slides were closed down and the lazy river was closed as well and no refund policy this place is a joke, my wife and I travel all over the place on vacation and this is the moat ridiculous place we've ever been to hands down.

Great fun for the kids. Saved the wave pool for la...

Great fun for the kids. Saved the wave pool for last and we missed out. Get to the wave pool at least an hour before closing time to ensure enjoyment of this feature. Time warp's line was atrocious! Flash flood is the best ride there because not a soul is dry after completing that ride and the line moves quickly. Raja double tubes were out and you have to be at least 130lbs. Minimum so that was another inconvenience. Our family enjoyed one of the paradise cabanas and this was a good location to keep a close eye on the little ones and retreat to shade and snacks quickly. This was a fun-packed water park!

So much to do here. Water slides, lazy river, 2 wa...

So much to do here. Water slides, lazy river, 2 wave pools. Make sure you apply liberal amounts of sunscreen throughout the day. Not very many places to hide from the sun. Affordable season passes. Many hotels in the Dells area include free passes with room stay.

I and my daughter and her son, my grandson and his...

I and my daughter and her son, my grandson and his two of his friends who are 16 years old had a good time But we got there at 10:45 and all the lounge chairs where covered with towels and thay where all out in the sun all day and most of them weren't even being used People come in with there kids and take chairs for there kids that are not going to even use them be cause thay will be in the water and slides all day so thay should only be allowed chairs for the adults and the older ones And there should be umbrellas out around the park Thank God we got a picnic table with a roof so I could sit down in the shade But I wanted to take my grandson there be cause I know he really wanted to go and he was going back to school the nexts day so we went I didn't think it would be that busy being so close to going back to school but it still was I know one thing for sure though I won't be back . It's for the young.

This is where the water animals play. There is som...

This is where the water animals play. There is something to do for the whole family, all ages, no matter what your swimming abilities are. I'm not sure if the employees are properly trained to provide information or if the park doesn't have one, but if you're a nursing mom, prepare to be on a hunt to find somewhere a bit discreet, comfortable, and sanitary to breastfeed. It was a struggle for me.

This place is pretty busy throughout the week, and you can thank alot of the hotels and resorts in the area for that because they offer discounted or free tickets for your business.

We went when it was a bit cold, but we had a lot o...

We went when it was a bit cold, but we had a lot of fun on the water slides. Half of the park was gated off, and the main pool was extremely dirty. Food was very expensive (it's a water park, what do you expect).

It was nice. A little disappointed that the endles...

It was nice. A little disappointed that the endless river was closed. And that you can't wear glasses on some of the calmer rides. As a person who practically blind, it's not fun to take off your glasses and see nothing on the rides.

Was a good time! Wasnt too thrilled about the new ...

Was a good time! Wasnt too thrilled about the new Raja ride in all honesty....for all the hype around it, it fell short for me. I was expecting some major speed and pit in my stomach, but the scariest part for me was the metal stairs leading to the top of the ride. Black Anaconda, Stingray and Time Warp are the rides that, in my opinion are fast, intense and just pure fun!

Love the food variety from pasta and pizza to cheese curds, walking tacos to burgers and almost everything in between. You can also never forget Dippin Dots!!!!!

Locker price was excessive at $15 and we got a locker at the very bottom and was kind of a pain - would be nice if you could pick from available lockers, especially for how much they cost! Also parking was $20, and when we went to the gate she said it would be $87 and some change for two adults....online we got them for right around $65, but we had to leave and go on my phone to get the passes which was kind of a pain. Would be nice if the same deals applied at the gate or some sort of kiosk. For 2 people we spent right around $150... We wanted to camp so the place we were at really had no discounts or coupons. I cant imagine having a large family as the price to come for a day would be outrageous if you didnt stay at a hotel that offered free or discounted tickets.

Overall, we did have a really good time and will definitely be back! Just feel like better packages, and maybe a "fast pass" option would make it even better!

This place is very clean and very fun! I have been...

This place is very clean and very fun! I have been here multiple times and it is amazing how large this place is! It is shady, so on hot days, you don't have to worry. This is an all day place, but the food is okay.

Came here week before july 4th on a thursday and d...

Came here week before july 4th on a thursday and didnt wait for anything over 15 minutes, wave pool was awesome and my 11 yr old and 14 yr old had a blast. Loved it loved it, stayed at the flamingo for free tickets.

Really fun place. FYI, BRING YOUR OWN FOOD! Unless...

Really fun place. FYI, BRING YOUR OWN FOOD! Unless you like paying 12 bucks for a hamburger. No joke. They have a picnic area outside of the park, so bring a cooler and leave it in your car. No outside food allowed in park but you can eat it outside the park in the picnic area. Beer is also 9 bucks a glass, so BYOB as well. They will stamp your hand to get back into the park.
I have a four and 6 year old. Plenty of slides for them. They had a blast. They have changing rooms all over the place.
Also, if you don't mind walking, park close and walk in because parking is 20 bucks a day.
Besides the prices on parking and food it's well worth the 40 bucks a day. Lines can get long, but not like Disneyland long. I've been to Disneyland, and I imagine that's what hell is going to look like.

I'm giving 4 because they got cheap. Restrooms are...

I'm giving 4 because they got cheap. Restrooms are very clean. Which is a big deal in my book. But employees are the problem here. Actually throughout the Dells. But here we paid $200 for a Cabana. Which was nice and worth it since we had a big group. Waitress occasionally stopped by. But it was a 45 min turn around. And the food in general is slow.
(This is all a problem with management not our server. And fixable.)
Problems
- waitress speak TERRIBLE English and things took for ever to be delivered.
-REMEMBER **** you'll need to call the day before for a discount(bullcrap!!).
-try Mt Olympus first. Not many rides but they serve drinks and only $10.
- between the, 2 drinks are cheaper at MtO.
-lifegaurd wise Noahs seems to over do it if there is such a thing(haha)

We had a lovely time. My son enjoyed all the rides...

We had a lovely time. My son enjoyed all the rides. The water was clean and the rides were thrilling. The staff were friendly as well. I definitely would like to come back for more fun!

Noah's Ark Waterpark

Noah's Ark Waterpark

4.2