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A lot of price gouging. Poor service and long wait...

A lot of price gouging. Poor service and long waits at the food stands. We went when it wasn t very busy so lines for rides were none existent. Very frustrating to try and figure out the height requirements on most rides. No height marker at the front of line. Only at the ride start where they turn you around if you aren t tall enough. Most of the rides have height requirements buried in the list of disclaimers. We have a son that is small for his age and try to avoid having him turned around as it upsets him and we are there to have fun. I m all for rules but make them easy to follow. Some of the group raft rides had missing handles when you were supposed to hold on. The lazy river is off by itself in the park and was very cold. The wave pool was very cold and was far less fun than any other wave pool I ve been in. We liked the kids play areas with the zip lines and slides. Water was good there. $20 to park. $15-25 to store your stuff. Not very impressed and I didn t expect much. Also the bathrooms were gross. All of the toilets were clogged in one area.

I go every time I go to the Dells, and it's extrem...

I go every time I go to the Dells, and it's extremely fun! Not only is it fun for younger kids, but also really fun for adults with all of the much bigger water slides! I highly recommend this place if you havent gone yet.

My fiance and I went for the whole day yesterday (...

My fiance and I went for the whole day yesterday (10am-7pm). Noah's Ark definitely has the best waterslides so being from Madison, it's worth visiting every year or two. Lines are reasonable during the week in June. Not 5 stars because parking and a locker are $15 each which is pretty steep. It's difficult to get by without a locker assuming you drove there. It'd be nice if they had smaller $5 lockers. All we need to store is keys, phones, and some sun screen and we'd be happy.

The kids and I absolutely loved it! The inside par...

The kids and I absolutely loved it! The inside park and theme park is really nice. Had a good time. The rooms are very over priced and not the best, other wise would of given 5 stars, next time will stay at off site hotel and just buy day passes.

Great place to spend day with the family. The new ...

Great place to spend day with the family. The new water slide, Raja, was so much fun! It is based on weight not height. Must be between 130 and 260 pounds to ride. All other water slides were great and the zipline into a pool was fun. Lots of places to lay in the sun!

The park is amazing.

The park is amazing.
Have a lot of hotel that have free tickets with the stay.
Have a lot of waterslides and fun for everyone .
Must see the scorpion tail. Its the best slide there.
The food is very expensive inside as in all parks ( 15 dollars for a bacon cheeseburger)

From Autumn... the best Waterpark out there! My fa...

From Autumn... the best Waterpark out there! My favorite ride is the Chute Slides. It is fun to slide on. The Green slides and the Cable Ziplines and my other favorites. They play good music. Gotta go to!

When I was in 2nd grade, I won a free ticket from ...

When I was in 2nd grade, I won a free ticket from my school, and I went with my family, even though they paid. 7 short minutes in the park and I got sick and threw up, and they wouldn't give us our money back, so I puked in their entranceway.

My kids and I went there just last weekend. When i...

My kids and I went there just last weekend. When i came upon your zip line into your deepest pool, I of course was pumped. Upon dislodging myself from your zip line I got caught in your steel cable loops and totally obliterated and broke my finger. Lamding me in the ER nearby. When I approached your staff about this, I was told my finger is fine and not to worry. I spent all day writhing in pain. I am only giving you 2 stars because my kids had a blast. But next time, maybe enforce safety.

We love Noah's Ark! General parking is $15 cash to...

We love Noah's Ark! General parking is $15 cash to park in the lot so come prepared. VIP parking is $18. Get there right when they open to get on the best water slides right away. Our favorites are Black Anaconda and Time Warp. Also, Black Thunder is a totally underrated slide and SUPER fun! Wait times on all slides can be long so it is best to come prepared knowing which slides you want to get on. Prices for food and drink are steep so we just do a picnic lunch outside and then re-enter after lunch.

Loved it! We got free admission with our motel res...

Loved it! We got free admission with our motel reservation and we had an absolute ball. There are so many rides and attractions. Perfect for all ages-young or old. Swimmers, non-swimmers. Those who love heights and adrenaline-packed adventures and those who are bit more reserved will all have a great time. Will definitely be going back next season.

You would think that the service would be at a hig...

You would think that the service would be at a higher
Standard than most water parks due to the sheer number of them in the area..
But nonetheless staff are miserable and indifferent to your needs along with filthy restrooms and overprice uncooked meats

Always a great place to go to. Been coming here fo...

Always a great place to go to. Been coming here for over 20 years since my grandparents took our family here for summer vacation. Variety of different slides and fun. All around fun for the whole family. We'll be back again.

Noah's Ark was way better before they sold. "The W...

Noah's Ark was way better before they sold. "The Wave" now has waves smaller than that from a pontoon, it should just be called a pool if that is the goal. It used to be the only place where parking was free and the wrist bands were amazing to get, I feel Noah's Ark has lost most of what made it stand out.

9 year old nephew loved it! Only bummer (not the ...

9 year old nephew loved it! Only bummer (not the parks fault) was some of the new rides have a strict weight req of 230, my nephew and I together were 228lbs so we we had to keep walking which was a bummer since it was the only ride I was looking forward too. So just keep that in mind if you are reading this!

Well worth the trip! We will return. There are a ...

Well worth the trip! We will return. There are a wide variety of activities at the park, fun for all ages. Make sure you check the height and weight requirements for the rides before you go. The weight requirements got us. I took my kids and a couple of their friends alone, it would have been nice to have another adult to help meet the weight requirements for the two person rides.

Noah's Ark Waterpark

Noah's Ark Waterpark

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