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Wow! A bit on the expensive side ($27 per person)...

Wow! A bit on the expensive side ($27 per person), but we had a discount. I got to go the the number 1 rated thrill slide, The Scorpion's Tail, it does a full loop! I also got to go on a number of fast, scary, and devastating rides, such as Black Anaconda (World's Longest Watercoaster) and The Point of No Return (100 foot drop at about 80 degree angle). If you're staying in the Dells, this is a must!

I've been going for a while now and I have to say ...

I've been going for a while now and I have to say it's really fun. The park has something for everyone wheater it's a relaxing lazy River or an adrenaline rush from an almost vertical drop. And nermours areas for young children to swim, play, and have fun! The only thing I didn't like was how much they hyped up the new Raja ride, it's alright but nothing too special. Also the Flash Flood was closed in the mornings that I was there, and it was only open in the after noon. But other than that it's a great place to go to with the whole family.

We had amazing experience. We went on Wednesday an...

We had amazing experience. We went on Wednesday and we did not have to wait too long for any rides. We experienced all rides which took around 6 hour for us.
Park is exquisite and immense. They have lockers available for rent all over the park. They have many rides for all age. There are few weight restricted rides. Scorpion s tail waterslide at Noah makes you chicken for sure. It is definitely one of the best ride I ever had in my life. They also have 4 D theater which is perfect for small break at park. They have drinks and meals available at park with reasonable price.
I loved and enjoyed my experience at park . I recommend Noah s Ark for anyone who is traveling to Wisconsin Dells.

Fun,

We visit this park every year and our kids lov...

We visit this park every year and our kids love it.
The food it is low quality and very expensive.
The parking is $ 15 or $ 18 VIP cash only this is is ridiculous for this type of park.

Great deal on a price. $25 each plus the $15 parki...

Great deal on a price. $25 each plus the $15 parking. Got out with only $75 for the two of us with tax.

Really nice service from a guy named Ryan on our first ride. A lot of the ride operators were a little cold. Maybe because they were foreigners, seemed like a lot of international workers. Which is great if you're into that.

The rides were pretty good. We're used to valley fair and Disney. But for the price we can't complain.

We didn't get a locker. Just left everything beside some cash and a key in the car. Thank God for old school non-remote keys. Just left our bag with towels on a chair all day. Snuck a couple water bottles in. Don't think that's allowed. No drinking fountains because covid

$40 a person plus $20 to park? I don t get why the...

$40 a person plus $20 to park? I don t get why they charge you to park the lot is huge. I wish we would ve went to mount Olympus. There were Bandaids in the pool EVERYWHERE not just one or two I m talking every step you take there s a bandaid. Not enough showers, the bathroom was disgusting some lady s baby had diarrhea in her swim diaper which as we all know does nothing.. and the mother admitted she did it in the kids pool. There s really no where to cool off except the over crowded used bandaid filled wave pool. Every slide had a 30-45 min wait and the lazy river was a 20 minute wait with a life guard not helping anyone get any tubes it was an aggression filled area of adults stepping out of the line to grab tubes. There were literally adult males fighting. Big disappointment

Excellent Park. Great friendly staff. Great Kids a...

Excellent Park. Great friendly staff. Great Kids area. Well laid out that you don t think your walking the earth between activities.

Parking - $15, if you plan on visiting multiple days, upgrade the daily $15 to a seasonal $30 pass.

Lockers - $15, you can come and go to the lockers, but this seems a tad expensive. days 2 and 3 to this park we didn t get a locker. Bought a waterproof bag from
Walmart and carries cash and ID in that.

Slides - Not all slides were open, but lines were short. Lots of different areas to visit.

Cold water, insufficient ride labeling for heights...

Cold water, insufficient ride labeling for heights, too spread out, lots of feeling like a "hamster in a maze" with fencing everywhere. Food prices are absurd as well as fees for lockers and parking.

We got free tickets with our stay at our hotel. My...

We got free tickets with our stay at our hotel. My son had a blast tho. unfortunately the kid slides were closed due to COVID-19. But other than that it was nice. Barely any social distancing tho and the drinks were very over priced I got 2 margaritas and I barely tasted any alcohol and I paid almost 30 dollar for them.

My son an his best friend went, it looked great wh...

My son an his best friend went, it looked great when I dropped them off, even though it cost me $85.97 for two tickets. When I picked them up they said it was the worst part of their trip. $15 to rent a tiny locker, an everything was disappointing. A complete waist of our very hard earned cash. I don't recommend at all, unless the point of your trip is to waist money an be disappointed. Don't plan on a return visit to this place.

I really didnt see how it's the biggest waterpark ...

I really didnt see how it's the biggest waterpark in america! Still a goodtime its a waterpark! Beware thy do check bags to make sure ur not sneaking in food or drinks thy allow one water bottle per person. Food is expensive but all amusement places are

I was there on 6/28-6/29/2020 and I would NOT sugg...

I was there on 6/28-6/29/2020 and I would NOT suggest going there right now. Only 25% of the park is open and they still charge you the full entry price and the full parking price, just to bring you full disappointment. There were NO single rider slides open, only 1 wave pool and neither of the lazy rivers were open. Literally like only 6 slides were open and they were all multi-rider slides (except the drop slides which are not regular slides) When you arrive there is a board by the entrance stating what big attractions were open that day, and on both days, there were 2 on that board that were still not open. None of this is on their website!
AND the hours were supposed to be 10-7: on Sunday they were open 10-6 and Monday 10-5.

Stood in line for 25 minutes just to be told that ...

Stood in line for 25 minutes just to be told that we are required to buy a mask to wear for 30 feet while they check our temps and until we enter the park. Only 6 rides open. Long lines don't waste your $

I haven't been here since I was a kid but it was j...

I haven't been here since I was a kid but it was just as much fun as I remember. Great family waterpark our entire family came, ranging from two to 15. There was something for everyone to enjoy! We went early season during the week and it wasn't too crowded. Don't bother with VIP parking the other parking lot or just fine if not better and closer to most of the rides.

Great wave pool and some less popular slides. The ...

Great wave pool and some less popular slides. The really fun ones however have long lines. The place is crowded any time. The food is better than I remember it being 3 years ago. Overpriced as any tourist trap.

We always go on a Tuesday morning in late June and...

We always go on a Tuesday morning in late June and the longest we had to wait in line was a half-hour. Some of the waterslides had literally no wait. Lego 4D movie was good just make sure you don't sit in the way back otherwise you don't get the full effect. Glad they allow you to leave and come back the same day. Only drawback to a slow day is that they didn't have "The Wave" pool area open (Big Kahuna was open) but our kids like the submarine area to play on and that wasn't accessable but we're guessing there just wasn't enough people in the park this day to have both wave pools open. Always a fun experience and something the kids look forward to all year.

Went yesterday and had lots of fun on the rides an...

Went yesterday and had lots of fun on the rides and in the wave pool and lazy river. It was quite busy so waited around 40minutes to get on the rides/big slides... but it was worth it! Met some nice people but also dealt with some rude folks who just can't seem to move a bit to allow a young girl into the bathroom(there's a line that forms at a locker pay/set up terminal that blocks entry to restrooms). We enjoyed using the covered picnic area since we brought our own food and drinks to save some $. There was a group there that had a whole birthday party set up which was so sweet as they all sang Happy Birthday to the child(lots of us joined in singing too). Now for the really bad part of our visit: TRYING TO LEAVE the LOT...OMFG...what the heck happened? We sat for an hour moving only a foot! I think there might have been an accident near the road but somebody from NA should have been directing the cars and letting us know of the delay ahead. People were getting out of their cars and yelling at others by going right up to their cars! We were really scared. Many cars were doing this rude little cutting in the line to the point of almost crashing into the cars waiting. Please get some employees out in your lot to keep the peace and help cars line up properly.

Had a good time there with family. Before you ente...

Had a good time there with family. Before you enter the park you have to have a mask on and they do temperature checks before letting anyone in the park. You can take your mask off once you're in the park.

This park has lots of rides and for a wide range o...

This park has lots of rides and for a wide range of ages. We went with a 6, 5, 3, 2, and 1 year old in our party and found fun activities for all 5 kids and the adults found some great bigger rides as well. Bummer you cannot bring food in but I think you and readmit and get food out of your can but not sure on that.

Be prepared to walk more than you think but it is ...

Be prepared to walk more than you think but it is great fun. Some of the popular rides are not worth the wait more fun going multiple times down the less popular ones. If you want a real thrill do the scorpion tail, nice drop really fast speed and a cool loop and no line because ppl are too scared. Get a locker in the middle of the park because walking from one side to the other for whatever is in you locker is not fun and bring sandals the ground is like lava. If you go close to opening you can get on all the big rides before the masses show up. And pay the extra 5 dollars for the preferred parking unless you like walking a lot

So much fun! Very big water park, lots of cool wa...

So much fun! Very big water park, lots of cool water slides and two wave pools. The lazy rivers are the best. The staff was really cool. If I m back in Wisconsin again for vacation or visiting friends, I ll definitely come back. Fun for everyone!

This waterpark is for sure one of the most fun pac...

This waterpark is for sure one of the most fun packed place I've been too. It has amazing waterslides for all ages and groups (you can get on some rides with 5 people or more and kids that are 4 feet and other can have fun here too!). It's a little pricey to get in (35$ for day pass I'm pretty sure) but if youre planning to stay at a hotel or campground nearby rates can be seen from 10$ a day, which is amazing! 10/10 would recommend you check it out.

This place is pretty huge. You keep walking and it...

This place is pretty huge. You keep walking and it keeps going. There seems to be plenty of regular chairs and lounge chairs.

We loved that they had little cubby holes for your flip flops and other items right where you got in line. This allowed you to wear your shoes around and take them off just for the ride.

Quite a few drink and food options; prices didn't seem outrageous. Locker prices seemed crazy high to me, so hopefully you can trust in the good of the humans around you and just stash stuff where you throw your towels.

Even during COVID, most all of the rides were open...

Even during COVID, most all of the rides were open. Bring water shoes though, cause your feet tend to burn walking on all the pavement throughout the park. It's pretty spread out with lots of slides. I took my teen boys and we all had a blast!!! There's plenty of fun rides for one, two or up to four, plus racing slides to compete against one another. Oh! And for being an amazing parent and taking your kids to such a fun place, be sure to hit the Dole stand and get the rum drink in a pineapple. It's FABULOUS!

Prices are a little steep and parking that is as w...

Prices are a little steep and parking that is as well would have walked from my hotel if I new it was gonna be $20 but overall the water park isn't bad for the $30 Groupon price lines are a little long for stuff food and drink prices are crazy bring your own stuff and eat or grill outside the park and downtown dells stores sell some of the stuff in there store there alot cheaper like the WI dells cups where $20 in there and I found some for $8 & $10 downtown dells stores.

Noah's Ark is a fun, albeit expensive, place to go...

Noah's Ark is a fun, albeit expensive, place to go, but be wary if you have any difficulty walking, esp up/down steep hills. To get from one end of the park to the other there is a very steep hill that is extremely difficult for people like myself to climb. There's also another steep climb up to the smaller wave pool, which is a nice and quiet pool, unless you come in the entrance right by it. Needless to say, I wasn't able to do much except one of the two lazy rivers and one slide.

Brought my 18 and 11 yr old sons here this past We...

Brought my 18 and 11 yr old sons here this past Wednesday and I'm not sure I'd ever seen them so happy. Definitely an awesome family outing. They made it their mission to go on every single ride, which they mastered with then time to spare to go for seconds on their favorites. We went from open to close (10 am to 7 pm). The first 45 minutes and last 45 minutes of the day were the shortest line times by far. My advice is to hit up the big ride lines during those time frames. Even during the middle of the day, I did not feel overwhelmed by people. It was just the right amount to make it fun. Many motels and hotels in the area offer tickets included with a stay- we paid $118 for a night at the Best Western that included the tickets. How much better could you get? The park's cleanliness really impressed me. I never once felt the heebie jeebies. Every ride has a flip flops cubby at the entrance, so you don't have to walk around bare foot from ride to ride. I read some reviews about too much walking. Really? Take it as the most fun form of exercise you could get, along with the stairs. Way better than the gym. Enjoy!!!

Excellent water park. There are a lot of good attr...

Excellent water park. There are a lot of good attractions here and of course the lengthy queues. I personally liked the raja, anaconda time warp personally. But there is lazy river for elder persons to spend time as they are very easy. There is a lot of food options aswell tho have it in between.

Make sure you check the weather before you go. You...

Make sure you check the weather before you go. You can go online and get coupons for free meals. It saves you a lot of money since the food at Noah's ark is very overpriced. Most of the rides are for multiple people

I can stay here whole day and still want to stay m...

I can stay here whole day and still want to stay more. Stingray was an ultimate thrilling water ride, i shouted so loud that my husband was about to laugh though he was scared of the steep fall. Raja is also another thrilling ride with less sever steep than Stingray. I just loved it!

Still one of the best waterparks after all these y...

Still one of the best waterparks after all these years. Went with our 3 and a half year old son. He had a blast. We couldn't go on all the rides because he was too small, but we still were able to do a lot of them. He is about 39" tall, and was able to go on Congo Bongo, Bermuda Triangle (on my lap), Flash Flood, and Slidewinders (on my lap) and I think he could have gone on the flying gecko, but he didn't want to. There were a lot of play spaces he was able to do as well, like the Octo explorer and another big play structure with small slides and lots of things to spray you. We also spent some time on the endless river and adventure river. Lots of fun.
We went on a Tuesday, which meant it was less busy, which was great. However, some rides were not running at full capacity. The two we noticed were the Bermuda Triangle (only one slide) and the little slides that empty into the adventure river only had one slide running. So the line for those rides was still too long. Otherwise, we were able to get on rides pretty quickly. There was no line for Slidewinders, so we did that as many times as our little guy wanted.

This place is GROSSLY OVER PACKED!! their is NO WA...

This place is GROSSLY OVER PACKED!! their is NO WAY they are operating at the 50% capacity or 25% the slide lines are extremly long for all the slides the food stand has lines out the front the wave pool is way over crowded no lounge chairs are available absolutely NO ONE IS WEARING A MASK EVEN IN NON WATER AREAS NOT EVEN THE STAFF its ridiculous

Noah's Ark Waterpark

Noah's Ark Waterpark

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