Corporate theme park for New Age adults - Tame Wat...
Corporate theme park for New Age adults - Tame Water Kingdom, as it were. Don't be fooled by the 'health' angle, the only health this place pursues is its own bottom line. And they do a booming business, so come prepared to wait - for everything.
Forty five minutes to check in, only half of which was the line; we bought their 'with accomodations' package deal - Nordik day passes for two as part of our stay at one of their recommended hotels (which we had to book ourselves). Granted, it was the hotel who printed out the wrong admission certificate, but Nordik had no way of rectifying that from their end. Thank goodness the hotel comped us for the error, or we'd have had to pay twice for the Kalla Treatment - the main attraction for us.
Service for food was just as slow - no, really, forty five minutes! - and way overpriced to boot ($40.00 + for two bowls of chili and one mixed drink). To add insult to injury, go prepared to be treated as a child - strict rules here! - where you can and can't speak (we were shushed in a tete a tete by snotty staff), leave your robe, because you can't reserve your deck chair (mine was hung up for me, and they're all identical - I hope this rash isn't serious). In all, I'd recommend this experience only to dedicated masochists - the only way you won't be disappointed.
Zero stars! Meh, ok one star so I can click the 'publish' button, but really, they owe me a star (and maybe the cost of antibiotic ointment).