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3 years ago

It was absolutely wonderful playing a gig here aga...

It was absolutely wonderful playing a gig here again! The required full cover masks and clothes dress code was strange the first time we played, but we're used to them now! Best paying venue ever! However, we're not sure why they wanted to hear "Ride of the Valkyries" over and over, but hey, a gig is a gig!

A
3 years ago

I'm just passing through, LMAO in tears at some of...

I'm just passing through, LMAO in tears at some of these reviews.

You people that say God this and God that, are clueless beyond your own perception. You people do understand this site is nothing but wires and poles now right? Project was dead 2 years ago. Project will stay dead. The smaller concrete pad next to the large array WAS the control building. Where is it now? GONE, it was demolished and all control systems destroyed. Get a clue you conspiracy idiots.

s
3 years ago

The ELF helped me understand that the Deep Fried S...

The ELF helped me understand that the Deep Fried State Twinkies really are the future of haute cuisine. The gift shop is AMAZING. I picked up a sweet Project Blue Beam beanie with strands of tinfoil woven in, and an Accutron snow globe to keep my desk from tipping over.

T
3 years ago

One of the best experiences I've ever had. I came...

One of the best experiences I've ever had. I came here as an inspector from the Illuminati, and the service was excellent. Ms. Haspel, the director of the CIA was keen to provide with a very nice living quarters. The staff were so nice that they created a wormhole for me to pass through so I didn't have to walk through the long hallways. The administration was even kind enough to let me test some of their new technology, such as a graviton device that could create deep sinkholes (sorry Mexico) and let me test out their tsunami devices, which may have resulted in the deaths of a few thousand in Indonesia. Unfortunately, I accidentally messed up an experiment, which resulted in hot, dry, conditions in California, which started some massive wildfires there, such as the Carr Fire (229,000 acres), or the Mendocino Complex, (459,000 acres). The food is also excellent: Caviar from Iran (sturgeons aren't actually endangered, we Illuminati members keep the best caviar for ourselves, delicious Foie gras, imported shark fin soup, and a rare breed of cow not available in normal markets. All in all, HAARP gave me a very good experience, will definitely return. (lol im joking)

K
3 years ago

Its a Weather Control Mechine That actually manipu...

Its a Weather Control Mechine That actually manipulates weather and dont trust those who havent woken up they are trusting the Lame Stream Alex Jones And Media Who are Shill Zonists Also to prove its Real A Photo Of a Cricle Happening as We Speak Of them Controlling the Weather In Australia Right now SHUT DOWN THE HIGH FREQUENCY AURORA PROGRAM ! Also There the Ones Responsable For Mindcontrolling pepoles brains and Also Making Chemtrails In The Sky ~

R
3 years ago

didn't live up to the all the hype. Go to any othe...

didn't live up to the all the hype. Go to any other place, besides this place. Was unaware we needed girls to get in, so my friend and I went and met a group of five girls who said they would bring us in. Once we got back to the bald steroid-using bouncer, despite having five girls for only two guys, he refused to let us yet again. Unprofessional and rude - I do NOT recommend. The music played was peanuts.

K
3 years ago

can you stop this. such technology can threaten pe...

can you stop this. such technology can threaten people's lives. I know that, storms often occur. but don't need to love technology. the tsunami in china because of Haarp. the disaster is already taking care of that is Allah swt

C
3 years ago

This installation caused an earthquake of 8.2 in M...

This installation caused an earthquake of 8.2 in Mexico and uracanes before the earthquake of September 7, 2017 of 8.2. Investigate one month and conclude that the cause was the (HAARP) the cause of uncontrolled phenomena in Mexico and "end with the world "if you want to do less with your stupid country USA do it like this I tell you
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3 years ago

I was headed here expecting to find a cheap and ea...

I was headed here expecting to find a cheap and easy place to stay on my vacation, but got so much more! The food was great, and the view was beautiful! The only thing which would have improved my stay is if they had a bigger pool. 4/5 Would go again.

T
3 years ago

I was passing through Gakona on my way back from p...

I was passing through Gakona on my way back from prosecuting falsely accused native teenagers of murder, when I passed by HAARP. I decided to pull over and stay for the night at this resort.

WORST HOTEL STAY EVER!!!

First off, the customer service was embarrassing. Upon check-in, I was expecting to be greeted with a friendly and helpful bell-hop, but instead, they tried to tell me they did not take reservations, and also did not offer and AARP discount. I asked to see the manager and was taken to the back where I sat in metal chair in an empty room and told to wait. I waited for several hours, and when the manager FINALLY entered the room, our conversation was completely unhelpful and only left me more confused. He only asked me who I worked for and why I was here and what I knew, WHAT A PSYHO!!!

In addition to that, the surrounding area of the resort is not very inviting. Constantly changing weather patterns make it difficult to plan activities and loud, hellish sounds emitting from the sky make it hard to sleep at night.

The food was nothing to call home about. Room service was extremely slow, and when I finally did receive my food, I was fed canned peaches from the first World War and a pudding cup that made me feel weird.

If I had to give the resort credit for one thing, it would be the beautiful, Anatolian architecture. The giant, metal pillars throughout the grounds of the resort are so stunningly beautiful, you can almost feel the beauty radiate all over your body and tingle with excitement.

All in all, I would not recommend this resort to anyone seeking a relaxing and pleasant getaway from the humdrum of everyday life. The hostile staff, the disgusting food, and boring surrounding area are not worth the reservation fee I payed with income tax, let alone the lobotomy I received as a cancellation fee.

Y
3 years ago

Hello brothers first, Selamun Aleykum I think that...

Hello brothers first, Selamun Aleykum I think that if one of the technology that God has offered us better use, of course, if I have something in the climate in order to prevent drought in order to regulate the droughts and regular use of oil should be used to

J
3 years ago

Great place! I really enjoyed my stay, my children...

Great place! I really enjoyed my stay, my children were taken care of by staff and food was provided. We are now home and my children have started growing a third eye, as well as a tail and lizard like teeth. They tell me staff abducted them, but I think it was just the food.

N
3 years ago

Scientific project that is based on the study of t...

Scientific project that is based on the study of the ionosphere in order to improve communications but that the conspirators blame for causing all the natural disasters of the planet as a true reason for its existence.

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Haarp

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