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I've just moved to Adelaide a few months ago, I've...

I've just moved to Adelaide a few months ago, I've found the state to be great, except it's lack of good food. I was hoping the advertised "back better then ever" meant it was good, so we got a babysitter and went out for the night.
What a massive let down, dry food, small selection and desserts, yuck! The environment felt like a school detention hall.

Maybe coming from Sydney and Melbourne I just expect a little better but there's no real excuse Adelaide is just as nice and should have the same standards.
Final message GO TO MACDONALDS at least you know what crap your getting first.

Once was a great entertainment casino, now is in n...

Once was a great entertainment casino, now is in need of revamp and updating. Bars are ok but with so many local options, there is no compelling reason to drink or eat here except for the lunch specials.

It had an okay atmosphere, security guys at front ...

It had an okay atmosphere, security guys at front entrance are not welcoming at all. Not like Auckland where they are smiling and welcoming.
Mostly old people go here and is not recommended for a younger crowd.

Won 150 bucks the first time I went there but lost...

Won 150 bucks the first time I went there but lost 200 bucks afterwards. I like to watch people playing with different expressions and they may win a fortune in the beginning but eventually they lost all their capital. So many middle-aged Chinese playing there, which is quite impressive.

Good

I just love this place. I like those boys that do...

I just love this place. I like those boys that do all the race around stuff. You can pull a slot handle and eat those big old plates of ribs at the same time. The manager, little stumpy I think is his name, couldn t be nicer. I really like that upper level parking, but be advised there is no valet. Mostly I like the big hall where we all sit and look at a big screen to,see if we are a bunch of losers or winners. Apparently we are losers as the booze makes us happy, but no one ever wins. I like the red rib sauce the best. I never wipe my face after eating. I just leave that sauce on til the next meal. Yum yum. This place just can t be beat.

Went for lunch, special of the day was fish and ch...

Went for lunch, special of the day was fish and chips $27.00 for two, a small beer and white wine another$17. 50. Verdict.... rubbish, fish grey and overcooked or over heated. Chips dry. Will not be going back.

Black people not allowed there! My speech does not...

Black people not allowed there! My speech does not not Australian! I walk to slow (I am not tall and I finished worked late), I smell like alcohol I was told.
I am guilty of making 1.8k the day before.

This place is rigged i tell ya. A joke. Go there f...

This place is rigged i tell ya. A joke. Go there for a good time, go in at 3 in the arvo for a good time walk out at 4 in the morning with no money. Turn it up! You're a usless bunch at this joint.
Could go for a joint actually after being in this place. Sick of your casino rubbish.
Pingaz, Lucy Koelga likes pills

LoveThis place but only go with my girlfriend whe...

LoveThis place but only go with my girlfriend when we have something to celabrate like birthdays ect but we always seem to come home winning a little more than we went with goody goody

Odds are lower than the industry standard. South A...

Odds are lower than the industry standard. South Australian poker machines are concentrated in this single mega venue. Low betting gamblers, e.g. Black Jack tables pay even money rather than the card gambling industry standard of 1.5 times your bet. This gives the Adelaide Casino a significant win.

Review updated 4/2/18

Review updated 4/2/18

Best buffet i wreckon in adelaide review updated as they got rid of the seafood buffet perminetly pitty

Great

A tired, scrappy layout (they change it around eve...

A tired, scrappy layout (they change it around every year or so) and low standard of dress. Fun for a shortwhile (<1hr) every few years, more for people watching. By midnight on a Saturday there are lots of drunks outside and inside many gaming tables are still closed. To have a flutter we had to: find an ATM to withdraw cash, go to a machine to convert to smaller notes, go to another machine to get issued an electronic money card, then on a machine choose how much to transfer to the machine from the card, then choose bet amount then number of rows, and THEN you can have your 15 minutes of fun. Not good for casual visits.

Good

Four of us went for dinner at the Fortuna Buffet o...

Four of us went for dinner at the Fortuna Buffet on Saturday evening. We were impressed with the selection of food, including a fresh seafood bar, a fresh salad bar, freshly cooked vegetable with a mix of international cuisine, including Roast and a fresh dessert bar that included the Pavlova and Brandy Snaps. It was clean and it had a great feeling. The staff were helpful and polite. The only negative, is the one-and-half hour limit to dine that dampens the relaxing feeling while dining. It would be better if they extend that timing to Two Hours for a more relaxing dining experience.