The Good: The Francis Scott Key is a lovely classi...
The Good: The Francis Scott Key is a lovely classic throwback resort motel with a nice pirate theme with a fun year round indoor pool. I loved that FSK is very family oriented. I was happy to score a good deal for our 4person Spring Break ($88). The rooms are totally clean and the Tempurpedic mattress feel great. The indoor pool is very fun with a slide and splash pad water features. The whole thing is themed like a pirate paradise. The outdoor pools are closed until May. I suppose the owners don t want run up an expensive bill for heating the amazing outside water attractions in early-mid Spring. I would recommend this place to families, save for the incident below:
The weird: So on April 16th, a 20 something tough-guy life guard caused a bizarre and expensive, emergency pool closure over one beach ball stuck in a decorative palm tree. He ruined everybody s night at the indoor pool by breaking this tall, heavy thing. He gathered 3 guys together & shook it with so much force that the tree broke out of its base and fell to the ground. As it began to rip up the tile and metal, the tree was so heavy that they couldn t even hold it up to stop it from ripping itself out and collapsing. I think the lifeguard guy really thought he could sway this steel palm tree as if it were an authentic fibrous-wooden palm, instead of a steel/metal beam (which is what it was). It made no sense. Next, he yelled at dozens of families to vacate the pool. He was a real piece of work. He d already been blowing his whistle and making kids feel like outlaws- like the boot camp sergeants who are way over the top. (Far more yelling than the chill lifeguard from prior nights.) Again- let us recap: A cheap beach ball stuck in the plastic palm fronds and could have sat there for a week. Who cares? It s worth two bucks but that palm tree and all the families this lifeguard yelled at to leave premises were worth thousands of dollars to the owners.