4 years ago
I would like to preface this review with the knowl...
I would like to preface this review with the knowledge that I was invited here by good friends who love the place and I had a lovely time with them and would go again without hesitation because of their company, but I would have a better food experience and smaller bill with what I learned. Plenty of people enjoy the atmosphere, the food, and the chef and that's fine; I don't want to take away from what people enjoy.
That said, this is my opinion. First off we walked in and were seated and the table was nice, although covered in paper. I know they write on the tables and that's their thing, but I felt that along with the italian restaurant looking floor and the bricks on the wall that said a bunch of different things, including "butt!", it was poorly done and tacky. For the price point I expected better decor and better chairs (sitting on that for 2.5 hours it needs to be comfier! My butt and legs went numb.)
We were ushered up front to see the specials and it was a lot of show by the waiter and at the end he clanged the lid on the plate after he showed you the beef and it was a foot away and a bit startling and unpleasant. He also bragged that they only serve Heinz ketchup, but any restaurant that is an upper class place ought to be able to make ketchup better than Heinz. The entrees themselves looked fine, but I've seen better plating and presentation. A restaurant that comes to mind that's around the same price point is Iowa City Chophouse, which sources local and organic and has better decor and entree presentation.
We ordered onion rings and their duck fat fries. The onion rings were stringy and cool when they got to us and weren't that good. I had been hyped on the duck fries and had even made my own duck fat potatoes at home. For $11, what I got were slightly soggy fries that tasted mildly of duck and old oil. It tasted bland, frankly, and cut mostly with another oil, my guess is canola. I was honestly surprised when I tasted those and missed my potatoes that I'd made at home which were significantly better and I could make so much more of for the price.
A positive, a friend of mine ordered the portabella mushrooms and they were fantastic, and the provided french bread (which didn't come to the table until a few minutes after the appetizers arrived) dipped in it was amazing. If I go back, I will order that as my entree.
I ordered the prime rib (the waitress looked at me weird when I asked for it rare) and with it a garlic salad. My partner ordered the surf and turf and the lobster bisque. The bowl they got had some lobster chunks in it but it wasn't quite worth $9. My salad was over bittered with garlic, not pleasantly sprinkled as I'd expect, and it was drowning in dressing and I only ate a few bites. The lettuce was also basic restaurant supply, what I would expect from McDonald's.
When our entrees came out, half the table (table of 8) got theirs and started to eat while the other half waited another 5 minutes for their food. The time between salads and soups and entrees was a bit long. The surf and turf came with a personal grill that you caramelized the sauce on, which was cool. But once you removed the delicious teriyaki sauce, the meat was bland and so was the rice. My prime rib didn't even have pepper on it, let alone any seasoning. The only thing that made it palatable was the teriyaki I borrowed from my partner. The potatoes on top were forgettable. It came with no sauce, either.
Ultimately, for the price I shouldn't be able to make my own food better at home, but I do. I am not trained in any way, anything I know is from my tastebuds and the internet. I have made far better steak, potatoes, onion rings, salad, and rivaled the bisque. It was largely flair in a place that didn't command class or enforce a loose dress code. For the price, it should be local and organic, with a dress code, and less tacky decor.
Nevertheless, I shook the chef's hand and thanked him as was the polite thing to do. This restaurant isn't irredeemable, but it's only fancy to people who aren't food enthusiasts.