Bistro Noir Reviews

Awful food and atmosphere. Don t waste your money. Loads of better choices around about.

Fabulous homemade soup!!! Lovely atmosphere and good service. Really enjoyed our lunch. Highly recommend.

Amazing food, exceptional value, lovely staff - always. Superb

Excellent food, staff and value.would highly recommend.

Lovely little place, great food, helpful staff, will be revisiting

Fantastic food and service in a great setting. Fish and chips is wonderful and all the meals look very good. Nice cold ale too.

Lovely little place. Great food. Good service. Planned on leaving a tip but decided not to after the whole bill saga !!!! Firstly we had items on our bill that we hadn't even ordered. Once that was rectified we tried to split the bill 3 ways, 2 via card and 1 cash. Unfortunately the person taking the payments didn't fully understand what we were trying to do. Furthermore she kept calculating everything manually which was taking a while. My friend tried to look at the bill and she had her hand wafted away as did I when I was trying to take my cash back. Very rude !!! Not quite sure why the whole thing was made into such a big deal when it could've been very simple. Shame really cuz the food and our waitress was lovely. It was just the person who sorted the bill that spoilt the experience.

Best of home made food and desserts best on lark lane

The food was pretty mediocre - warmish but served on cold plates. Rice with beef bourginon was an "extra" but there was no other option given. Bakewell "cake" was rather stodgy. Wouldn't go there again.

Cosy, good food, nice atmosphere, portions could've been a wee bit bigger but mostly awesome.

Super cheap, super nice, waitors are super attentive and lovely. Favourite place to eat in Liverpool.

This is an amazing place the food is lovely an a really good price for what you get

Great service , friendly staff and wonderful food at sub 1990s prices ... lark lane's not so best kept secret ... btw the curry was scrummylicious ..

Enjoyed a lovely meal in a restaurant that's deliciously quirky.

Shared a birthday meal here with friends and family brilliant night, food and service was excellent. Thank you

Loved it .. chose off the tea time special menu .. worth a visit

Good prices, lovely food, friendly wait staff. Went for a mid-week meal and had the 3 courses for 14.95. Starters of duck spring rolls and Korean chicken were really tasty though only two "pieces" each plate (though if you're getting 3 courses that doesn't really matter). I had the chicken linguine which had a creamy pesto sauce, and my partner had fish and chips. The fish and chips were brilliant, the batter was nicely crispy and the chips were great. Desserts were a knockout - a warm caramel apple pie and a biscuit cheesecake which were both delicious. Our waitress was very sweet and friendly and helped us pick out our desserts.

Another of our favourite places to eat in lark lane excellent

This place is simply amazing. Great atmosphere, brilliant staff, food is excellent and the value for money is phenomenal. I have eaten in many top restaurants, many Michelin starred, and whilst this is a different experience to those, I can honestly say that I enjoyed my meal at Bistro Noir more than most other restaurants I've eaten in. Any less than excellent reviews you may see about this place are generally down to it being a victim of its own success. I saw people being turned away all the time whilst we were eating because the place was packed full. So if you turn up with no reservation and they try their best to accommodate you, don't complain when you don't get what you want. My advice to anybody is to book in advance if you can. This place will only get busier and busier.

Nice and cozy. Lovely service and the food was nice

Great food and atmosphere cosy and good value for money. Home made desert must try!

They always have delicious lunch deals! Very good prices.

Lovely lunch, excellent value, cosy in the cold weather. Took our cakes home to enjoy later!

Fabulous customer service, amazing and tasty food, friendly people, highly recommended

Lovely quaint atmosphere good service and very affordable menu

Great little place. Can get busy so book ahead of a weekend

Really nice little place. Staff were really friendly, the food was amazing. Will be back :)

Avoid at all costs!! Amateur staff with bad attitude and poor food. They're okay until you get sub-standard food - and then they treat you as if it's YOU who's in the wrong. After a bad experience there 2 years ago, I decided to give them another chance last week. Unfortunately, it's not better, but heaps worse! I won't be going again.

Lovely food great friendly staff and a great atmosphere

When booking for a large group with an age range from 8yrs to 82yrs you want your dinning experience to be enjoyabe for all and i can say that all 18 wre in agreement that ours was.
The friendly, welcoming good humoured staff coldnt have been helpful or polite . Spoilt for choice we awaited our starters which arrived without delay. The presentationwas a feast for the eyes and the flavours left the taste buds wanting more .As soon as we were ready the mains were served salmon ,steak,ravioli,curried goat,jerk chicken,veg dahl such an array of gastromonic delights.
Some time was needed to choose our desserts, yet again we were truely spoilt by the array of delectable cakes and tarts on offer( Iam sure that if some of us had had the room we would have ordered two desserts) .desserts devoured our Bistro Nior culinary experience was over .
The whole ambiance of Bisto Nior is one we would reccomend and we will ourselves be experiencing sooner rather than later.

Super service from attentive but not overbearing friendly staff.
3 courses for a tenner, what an absolute bargain: the salt fish ackee on ciabatta bread was delicious,the homemade burger was seasoned wonderfully.
Alas, due to being completely stuffed there was no way that I could be tempted by the range of delicious desserts, though many customers we're eyeing the scrumptious display.
Great decor and music. Chill zone.
Will be visiting again very soon!

The food was small in portion and expensive to. I would not rate it. One star for the friendly service.

Depending on when you go, you can get three courses for an extremely reasonable price. The food was good, but didn't stand out. Always good to see gluten free options available though. Came with a cosy atmosphere and friendly staff.

Great food great ambience staff very accommodating will be back.

Amazing food and brilliant prices too. Lovely inside and great service.

We love the rustic charm, chicness. The dog and family friendly service was second to none.

Saturday lunch. Great value and a really lovely Sri Lankan chicken curry. Very pleasant service. I'd certainly visit again.

I would recommend this place to everyone it's a very friendly service and the food comes really quick

Lovely little bistro ,excellent food helpful and friendly staff would recommend xx

They offer a nice range of fresh food. I loved dining here. Staff members are always very kind, pricing is reasonable and the spot is always clean.

This has been my favourite restaurant for a few years now. Warm,friendly,welcoming staff. Food consistently wonderful, and excellent value.

The food was amazing the service, always checking if everything is okay, and were really sweet xxx

Quality food however can be slow to come out, so careful if you go on a short lunch break!

Great place, friendly staff and fab food , if they did custard Michelin stars would be above the door.
From a chance visit to being my favourite house of good, I tried it and got hooked so give it a go

Nice goat curry. Under a tenner too. Friendly staff. Check out the cheesecakes in the fridge, oh mama.

Great food and nice service. Not cash only as they've got a new card machine.

All of rhe food we had was sound
the meat balls
the salmon teriyaki
caramel apple pie with vanilla ice cream
price very good

Excellent value, incredible food. Simply the best on Lark Lane.

It's years since I was in lark lane . It is still the place visit and would recommend the bistro noir lovely staff service and food

Been here a few times but usually the evening
Went on 22nd and again there was no disappointment
Mackrell pate ,fish and chips and fudge cake along with red wine and coffee to follow absolutely gorgeous nothing was too much trouble and the service was excellent
I recommend this place to everyone

Good service, mainly chicken and fish menu, cakes good, all done well.

Food was amazing and service was excellent . Will definitely be returning

Always loved the service and the warm atmosphere, excellent food. I will forever return to this excellent small restaurant love it love it,love it. Nat

Lovely takeaway from Bistro Noir, will certainly be returning! Great vegan options, their takeaway food was really well packaged and was still piping hot once I got home. Friendly service too! Thanks

Excellent as usual all meals delicious and service again excellent.

Had a lovely meal on Saturday with my husband.. Food was delicious.. Highly recommend the Sri Lanka curry.. Staff very friendly...So sad though to see it so quite..The sooner this COVID does a runner the better and these Fab little restaurants can get back to some kind of normality