I'm sorry but this is not a 5 star hotel, I travel...

I'm sorry but this is not a 5 star hotel, I travel for business and stay in hotels all the time and this one is really bad. Very small, stuffy rooms, falling apart, the linen smells like vinegar, nothing works(TV, lights, AC) Breakfast is just below 2 stars, found piece of cardboard or smthg in my capuccino, found hair in the apple pie, I mean, come on, get it together, I stayed in better hotels at the end of the world. Any Airbnb would be a better choice. Not to mention everyday there are some works/constructions being done, banging all day.