Cass Hodges

Review of New Seasons Market

Oh Hawthorne Nouveau Saisons, you're alright. You'...

Oh Hawthorne Nouveau Saisons, you're alright. You're the second closest grocery to my house, and I'm pretty pleased with your organic produce selection and your specialty goods. I'd like to stroll over to you on a Sunday morning, pick up an Americano and just breathe in your organic air. I'd like to sneak down your vitamin isle like a quiet little mouse so as not to alert your extremely attentive vitamin isle staff. I'd like to buy 6 or 7 strips of thick cut maple bacon, a dozen free range eggs (or maybe, just one perfectly orange yolked duck egg) and take them home to my sleeping household for a breakfast surprise. I'd give you five stars, but, you know, you're too damn expensive for that. I'd like to do all that and more, but I've sadly had to move away and now can only see you very occasionally. So, if you catch me weeping in the kale section, please be kind, they're tears of joy.