You will begin 'employment' with Advantis as a con...

You will begin 'employment' with Advantis as a confident, articulate, dogged individual with a high level of self-esteem. You will leave as a fragile, discriminated against, nebulous being with low levels of self-esteem after being a victim of pathological, mental and emotional dissection by the unethical 'management' - (there are the three exceptions, I have to admit). The majority of management at Advantis wouldn't be out of place in Harry Potter as soul-sucking dementors. You will be searching the area of Stoke for your soul.
A typical day at Advantis would entail being the epitome of living your worst nightmare repeated continuously over and over again for eight and a half hours per day until you breathe a sigh of relief and finally hand in your resignation or go home for the day; an all too common occurrence at Advantis. You might as well be in solitary confinement at your desk being as you're monitored on 'comfort break'; I felt that comfortable going to the toilet whilst being timed by the majority of 'management', who sat smugly in their ivory tower offices. 10 minutes per day. Office smelt rather strange.
Adjectives to describe management - (again there are a few exceptions), uneducated, unethical, two-faced and mislead. If you want to become a Team Leader or Manager sleeping with one of the management or doing unmentionable things at the 'Awards Night' are your best bets.
Getting out of my king-sized bed in the morning was the hardest part of the job. Unfortunately, the one enjoyable part of the job was when management was off ill or decided to go down to the local Wetherspoons for a lunch-time session to celebrate a momentous occasion. Freedom Freedom Freedom you could hear in the office.
If you want to see your GP more than prescribed (no pun intended), please feel free to take a job at Advantis. If you want to avoid getting thrown into a fictional prison such as Azkaban walk straight past this medieval establishment.

Many thanks,
Incognito :)