Update: Our trip was 10 years ago and since then I...

Update: Our trip was 10 years ago and since then I had an accident with a chainsaw where I had to have my hand put back together by a surgeon. What does this have to do with our trip, nothing, but even after the chainsaw incident, our week at the resort still ranks as the worst week of my life.

Worst week of my life. Food poisoning for both my wife and myself, there was what appeared to be vomit in the pool, feral cats around the resort, game room looked like an abandoned after school recreation room and our dinner reservation that we paid a hefty extra for was delayed two hours while we sat there with no food. In response to the food poisoning, they did send a nurse over to administer an anti-nausea medication, but it may might have just been the cleaning staff with a syringe of water. Possibly a used one because my wife had to go right to the hospital when we landed back home because the injection site was infected and she couldn't walk.

Do yourself a favor, take the $5,000 you were going to spend on this trip, burn it and stay home.........you're welcome.