Have you ever spent $594 a night for a Hampton Inn...

Have you ever spent $594 a night for a Hampton Inn? No? Check out Woodmark Hotel! This self-branded boutique hotel looks less like a Nantucket style weekend escape, and more like a poorly planned office building. The rooms have the character of an Alzheimer's care ward, and after recent travel I yearned for a homemade local breakfast without any resemblance of airplane food. Oh how misguided I was. So fork over that credit card and watch your bank account drain, just don't do it on the balcony, as you may end up in a wedding.

So come to Woodmark Hotel, grab a relaxing bath while scraping two dead bugs out of the bathtub basin, learn to love the enchanting view that makes you feel like you're in the words cheesiest fishbowl.