FBI Review

Honestly, this restaurant was horrible. The service here was awful. It took us 1 and a half hours to receive our food. I ordered the stuffed shells while my family ordered a large pepperoni pizza. We also had calamari as an appetizer (extra 25 minute wait) and all of it was subpar. First off, the stuffed shells were soggy and cold and appeared to be microwaved. I tried the pizza and again, cold and rubbery. Finally, the calamari was rubbery to the point where we couldn't chew it, and the breading was yet again, soggy. After the "food", the price was obscene. It was around $105.50 just for microwaved food that was cold and rubbery! Absolutely despicable. We refused to pay and so I was treated to waterboarding until I gave in and payed. I really expected more from the FBI, which advertised the polar opposite of what we received. I would never recommend anybody to come here with or without your family for some Italian cuisine 'cause you won't find it here. (Pic of the calamari attached)

RIP
Fred Hampton

I thought it would look really casually in there as the guide said. What I saw was 15 sniper rifles, 80 handguns and 40 assault rifles. At least they served me some garlic bread.

they strapped me to a chair and then zapped me with 9 volt battries

The calamari was a bit overcooked and the Alfredo sauce was bland and tastes like a watered down store bought sauce. I get times are tough, but come on. For the money I paid I would expect better quality. The initial bill was more than I would expect to pay for the dining experience. However, the staff was welcoming and attentive though and I had a coupon so it wasn't a total loss. It wouldn't be my first choice for date night, but if everything else is closed I'd go back. Hopefully management reads these reviews and works on the food quality.

I went here for a meal with my girlfriend, we ordered some wine (was expensive and horrible), we ordered some smoked salmon fried shrimps, the salmon was cold and didnt even taste or smell like smoke, the shrimp was too hot and looked like it spended a week in the deep fryer, the service was nice and we got a good table, the 15 assault rifles ruined the appetite of my girlfriend, but i like guns so i wasent bothered, after the meal we got a tour around.

Why are there restaurant reviews on this page?

LOL

The food was very cold they need to heat it up but they did offer many different things asked me who i worked for wonder why 3 Stars if they had better food id go again

I mean, I guess they protect us and everything but, I had to pay extra for soup and Garlic knots, and my Pizza was a tad colder than it should have been. It's okay though.

The call went well but not sure if my speech defiency has to do with them not taking the report for seriously. I mentioned just minutes ago, I am posting this -- right when my call ended. The lack of speed and soft-spoken language is an issue in them taking a report. We are all different individuals, and he told me to go to the Police. When, the violent crimes were paid hand in hand in front of me -- to thanks the police in booking me and to avoid my dad from being arrested. I had gone to a different Police department other than Aventura and they helped me get legal help directly through a judge at the Thomas E. Lawson center in closed courtroom. The report gave my dad stay away from the residence including with a non-relative of mine.
He should of asked more specific question, but I believe he said "someone his hearing" and abruptly ended the call.

The food here isnt even this good, the did offer me atleast 60k volts to the chest with a taser though

5 Stars Fine Dining Experience. Are you still hiring? Please call me @ ( ) - . Thank you

Great place to eat. They are so kind and helpful there. You won't regret it!

Still don't know why there's restaurant reviews here