The amount of pink and bubbly items in this place ...

The amount of pink and bubbly items in this place is enough to make a grown man cringe, divorce his wife, sell his house, listen to an album by Prince, and take a bath in the cleansing waters of Lake Minnatonka. This is a bachelorette party/tourist trap of the highest order. My wife and I did the upgraded "still" tasting; were not impressed. I did LOL hard at the staff member who suggested that I elbow the guy on crutches so that we could get a spot at the tasting bar since "he probably wouldn't be able to fight back." For this moment of levity, I decided to add an additional star to my 1-star review.