I'm beginning to hate Chase. DO NOT DEPOSIT A CHEC...

I'm beginning to hate Chase. DO NOT DEPOSIT A CHECK THROUGH THE ATM, THEY WILL HOLD THE FUNDS FOR UP TO FIVE DAYS.
Chase says one thing on the screen, e.g., funds will be available TOMORROW, but what they really mean is the next "business day".
USELESS. Chase ties up your banking money when you make a deposit through the ATM with a payroll check. Last time.
I know the solution is direct deposit, but some employers do not offer that. When chase processes a debit, do they wait one business day to pull from your account? No, they pull immediately. But when it's your turn, when you need your money, Chase says, "No. I'm sorry sir. You'll have to wait."
That gives you just an idea of how worthless you are to a bank. You're not a person, you're just an account number.