Where to begin? 1. This is not an inn; it's a mote...

Where to begin? 1. This is not an inn; it's a motel. The pictures are misleading. 2. The shower was filthy. 3. There was no noise barrier between the neighbors and my room. 4. It took several minutes with tinkering to turn on the AC. 5. Only one lamp in a corner far from the bed. 6. I don't think the cleaners bothered to vacuum the floor. 7. A $15 hidden fee (for a motel no less!). 8. I had to pay for parking.