The hotel is run down. The escalators are slow as ...

The hotel is run down. The escalators are slow as per today's standards. The equipment in our room malfunctioned. The bathroom exhaust didn't work. We had to bear the suffocation as there was no window or other mechanism for providing ventilation. The refrigerator didn't work, it got replaced with another one. The AC had no remote control. If you feel like adjusting the temperature in the middle of your sleep, you don't have any other option but to walk to the AC control fitted on the wall. The bathroom door is the most stupidly designed door I have ever seen. Firstly this sliding door wont lock and to add to the problem it has no channels at the base to slide on, so it waves with a slight push of a finger. Your privacy gone for a toss. Never expected such stupidity from a 5 star hotel.
Break fast was fine but not upto the level expected.
Dinner was below average. We had hair thrice in our meals, it was pointed out to the manager, who was well mannered and apologetic. The service is slow, you have to keep waiting for the buffet to be replenished.