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I find it pretty suspicious when I read multiple, ...

I find it pretty suspicious when I read multiple, detailed 1 star reviews in a row, then see them followed by a bunch 5 star reviews with no information. Really makes you wonder if any of the good reviews here are legitimate, eh? If you're having doubts, let me tell you a couple things about this place...

First off, the apartments themselves are actually pretty nice for the money. No real issues except the walls are pretty thin, but this is to be expected with almost any affordable apartment. It's a new building, so you'll have brand new appliances and your bathrooms should be in decent shape. The balcony is also nice if you're high up. I had no issues with the actual units. They made this place tolerable for 2 years.

Now, here's why you get a 1 star review Melody. Your management staff is absolutely atrocious. Seriously, I've never seen such a dysfunctional group of employees. Skip the circus folks, and just walk downstairs and watch these people operate. The Ringmaster (guy with the grey hair) will orchestrate this band of clowns for your amusement and frustration. Ask them a simple question and they will act like you're being such an inconvenience. Ask them for a copy of your lease and they'll look up from texting on their phone, roll their eyes, and tell you to send a message to their group email instead of just printing you a copy.

You think you can get something simple such as a parking pass? Think again! They once gave us passes for spaces that were already occupied. We went back to inform them of this incident and they told us they would "make a note of it" instead of simply handling the issue on the spot. Apparently, doing your job and keeping a simple diagram of vacant/occupied parking spaces is too excruciating for them to handle.

Moving in or moving out? You're in for a real treat! These guys will schedule 5 moves on the same day, at the same time in order to make it the most painful move of your life. There's only 1 service elevator folks, so put your dukes up. It's going to be a fight!

You'd think with 100's of residents, there would be a locked room for packages that was somewhat organized. Well my friend, think again! Walk into the mail room and there's packages scattered everywhere. You will likely spend 10-15 minutes sifting through clutter and pushing through everyone else's packages before you actually find yours. Oh yeah, and they leave the door wide open and don't monitor who goes in and out. Harry the homeless man could walk right in the building and take whatever he wants. Never order something somewhat expensive and have it delivered to this building!

I could continue, but I think you get the point. The only joy you will really get out of living here is when you're making fun of the people who operate this building. You'll get a chuckle when you talk to your roommate about the time you saw the grey haired manager (The Ringmaster) smoking cigarettes in the stairwell, right next to the "No Smoking" sign. You'll reminisce about the time you made a noise complaint to security, and they told you to "call the cops", and went back to watching whatever Youtube video they were watching on their phone. If nothing else, future tenants, you will have these cherished memories to laugh at the rest of your life. Good luck to you, dear friends!

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