Great place. They nickel-dime you a LOT but I had ...

Great place. They nickel-dime you a LOT but I had a lot of fun. Breakfast and dinner isn't exactly walking distance for some..but we brought ATVs. Depending on the type of suite, it's like renting a mini apartment. Yes it's dated, no the pictures here from paradise stream don't resemble the actual carpet in the rooms, yes there is a $20-21 fee per room per day, no the food is not gourmet and yes the owner needs to put some effort into the place (like unknown stains on the couches in more than one room). I suggest turning on the hot water and let it fill the champagne tower before going to dinner. Takes about 40-50 min. If you have a fireplace, do yourself a favor and take a 6 min ride to Walmart and get the DuraFlame 6 pack for $14. Its *$50* at the gift shop. Game room is 24hrs but bring dollar bills for the token machine. Pocono palace is a better resort but sometimes a 7ft tall champagne glass is fun to cuddle in