Sooo, I never leave bad reviews because I know pla...

Sooo, I never leave bad reviews because I know places can have a bad night, this place just gave up. The room smells like someone was smoking 9 cigarettes at one time in the closet. We called and they said that the floor below us was a smoking floor. I figured they would have better filters. They told us that when we stepped out they would "Fabrez" the room. Apparently with cigar flavored spray. The room looks like somebody rubbed a cold ham on everything. The lights were unplugged and a very old power strip was between our bed. Every plug barely held a plug. Everytime we moved the light flicked trying to grasp a flicker of electricity..... the bathroom? Well, the bathroom had two light fixtures but one bulb.. the door was chipped like it was the original door that hid Sinatra from His friends while pooping. Screw holes and metal holders along the wall was a awesome game of what was there before this place became the before part of gordan Ramsey's hotel hell. I guess the flamingo had a bad night.