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Review of BridgeClimb

The climb and views are ok. You can t bring your ...

The climb and views are ok. You can t bring your phone or anything in your pockets that would be fun to throw into the Harbour. You have to stop every 15 meters, literally, to pose for dumb photos that they try to sell back to you at the end. They tell you the bridge-building stories that are mostly boring rubbish. Did I mention it costs about $320 per person? What? Did I mention that it should be one brisk, beautiful hour of scaling ladders on the bridge but they stretch in into 3 and a half brutally long hours? Did I mention that that Australians are like British people but usually more fit, nicer and more enthusiastic. That part I like. Did I add that we did it on Christmas Day so all the pubs were closed when we were done? Did I say that the bridge arch or span or whatever you call it is not that high and only 120 meters, or 440 feet high? The Golden Gate Bridge is like almost 800 feet high! So doh! Peace out!