No pool (for the same rate that Holiday Inn charge...

No pool (for the same rate that Holiday Inn charges with one). WiFi that is SO BAD that Mennonites would lodge here guilt-free. A kitschy 70 s chic that leaves a grubby aftertaste an an ornery check-in person who has clearly checked out. She used her hook to slide a form my way, growling, Fill this out. No please. And I need to pay your hotel so that I do paperwork? Maybe the word hospitality escapes. One also gets the feeling that a black light held over the off-white sheets might reveal a Jackson Pollock-esque masterpiece. Ugh.