On the 8th day... God created the Glock.

On the 8th day... God created the Glock.
Adam used it to defeat the dinosaurs and declare human supremacy on planet earth. David used his own Glock 19 to defeat Goliath. Eve ruined a perfectly decent Glock by stippling it and adding an RMR. To this day women can t shoot as well as men as punishment for defiling our fathers heavenly Austrian creation. If you listen really close in a seashell you can just make out the pew.. pew... pew of a Glock singing out ol glory on a bright Georgia day!