Seeking the return of my repaired phone. It's sitt...

Seeking the return of my repaired phone. It's sitting in your office. Please return it to me. I have been chasing daily and you have had my phone for over a week. Service not as advertised. Not quick. PLEASE RETURN MY PHONE!

Update: Still no phone. I am taking my complaint to Trading Standards today if I do not receive any tracking details for the return of my phone.