As one of only two people not to have my date of b...

As one of only two people not to have my date of birth tattooed across my back I felt a bit left out. It's essentialy a very noisy and very busy indoor swimming pool with some slides. Obese women in primark swimming costumes and thier malnourished blokes with prison tattoos fill the pools. The changing rooms are swimming in urine. The food court is disgusting. Indeed, queuing for food with so many Scousers brings to mind tea time at starangeways. As attractions go in Blackpool it's slightly better than burying yourself on the beach when the tide is coming in.