Where do I start? While secluded and romantic, the...

Where do I start? While secluded and romantic, the rooms are dated. If you're a clean freak, do yourself a favor and don't book here. Cleaning staff really needs to step up their game. Cobwebs and dust should NOT be in my $400 room, IMHO. We stayed in a Diana Suite. It's beautiful, roomy, comfortable. The pool wasn't very clean. We got in and upon closer inspection immediately got out. The fireplace is a nice touch. The hot tub was nice, but being a taller guy thankfully my lady isn't large or we both wouldn't have fit. DO NOT PUT TOO MUCH BUBBLE BATH.The jets create way more bubbles than you think. Dinner service was good, but the food not so much. Drinks and lunch are NOT included in the "All Inclusive" package. Come to think of it, their "All Inclusive" is more like "Dinner & Breakfast Included". Between massages, drinks and lunch, I spent well over $400 MORE. The website is extremely misleading. The other resorts are at least an hour away, therefore you won't be participating in any activities that are not exclusive to this one, unless you're staying a while. (Also that's another upcharge.) Join "forever lovers" club for teeny discounts BEFORE you book. Last but not least outdoor activities are pretty much late spring to early fall. Good luck trying amateur archery with no instructor in the middle of January.

All in all, I will be returning, BUT with this knowledge my stay will be much better. I hope someone can benefit from my rant! Lol Good Luck.

Oh, the entertainment was spectacular btw. Best part really. (Other than the sex of course )