Well, I don't want to start this review negatively...

Well, I don't want to start this review negatively, but I have to. When we got into the park, we instantly witnessed an elderly gentleman being dragged out, both naked and screaming, which was not a great first impression. Later, on a slide, I tried to stand up to stretch my legs, and was slammed in the head due to poor construction! Wow! Later the same day, I had to go to the bathroom, which was an instant mistake. As I entered, the stench of a corpse met my nose as I witnessed a poo log in the urinal, with a cigarette bud still burning inside of it! My family and I will never return to this horror circus!