A third rate motel making almost no effort to live...

A third rate motel making almost no effort to live up to the resort status it claims to have. I have stayed in half a dozen "resorts" and they are often remote but their defining characteristic is that they are self contained and you want to spend time at the resort. So they typically have attentive staff, often have "style" and can be quirky. This resort is a 15 minute drive from Page, and you will be making the drive a lot because Page has good restaurants. The resort has below average hotel food (the breakfast buffet was OK though), with not enough capacity to handle its guests. The buildings are a series of 2 story bunkers with drab interior corridors, and the only quirkiness is in the room amenities and furniture. There is no desk, just a flat top chest of drawers, and no armchair. Coffee is from a Keurig (good) but it is in an inaccessible cubby and it was not until the 2nd night that I realized it was on its own movable platform that you pull out to use it. The tissues are on a inaccessible shelf, you have to move them somewhere else to get one. Finally, there is no soap. All toiletries are in huge liquid dispensers bolted to the walls and the only shower option is scented body wash. Overall the worse two nights of our 10 day road trip - there appear to be many good hotel options near Page but this isn't one of them.