Unfortunately for us our driver had never heard of...

Unfortunately for us our driver had never heard of London.... ## scene ## mate: "are there any clubs open' driver: //thinks(not good at this)//... googles "club". I am 75% sure this driver was a machine sent back in time to drive people so badly that humanity gives up before a resistance could ever form. We requested to go to "Egg", we were initially taken to "Chicken". I wish I was joking. The only way in which this person could be considered a "driver" is if you count the fact that he has driven us to insanity. Finally when, like the warm embrace of death, it finally became time to pay for our cab, the driver appeared to be unsure what money was. He simply held out his hand without saying anything, as if he expected us to present him with a freshly caught salmon in exchange for his "services", which by the way, would STILL be overpaying, even if the salmon was aquacultured in the Ganges river and fed exclusively on Clorox. That bleach flavoured dysentery meat is a perfect metaphor for this cab service.