Now here is a Sheriff Department that really looks...

Now here is a Sheriff Department that really looks out for the welfare, safty, and security of the residents of Erie County.
No matter if your intoxicated, having domestic problems, or forgot to take your daily medications, when called, this fine department will send out a highly trained, friendly professional to try and help you cope with life, or maybe even give you a chauffeured ride in a custom county limousine straight to the Erie County Resort.
While at the resort you'll come in contact with many more highly trained professionals. You may be offered lounge wear including a one piece romper and comfortable slippers. Then if you need, there's meditation rooms for spiritual and mental awareness, or just a nap.
If needed, even free medical assistance is offered. And depending on what time you check in, or if staying for an extended visit, you're given at no charge, the highest quality gourmet food available.
All this and more for just being you.