Today I went to Jessie Taylor's and purchased a ha...

Today I went to Jessie Taylor's and purchased a half bushel of male crabs. I made it specifically clear that the woman I'm with requested that ALL of the legs and claws had to be on the crabs. The gentleman promised and assured so. Once I got the goods to the house, there were only a few with just ONE claw. I knew something was fishy when he was putting the crabs in the box at lightning speed. DON'T BUY FROM THE CROOKS AT JESSIE TAYLOR!!!!