Jon Mert

Review of Rocking Horse Ranch Resort

Really 5 stars ? Well the subjectivity of this rat...

Really 5 stars ? Well the subjectivity of this rating system is somewhat skewered. I am sitting at the chef tasting with sweaty cheese and a water dispenser, everyone hovering over it like it's an oasis. By the way the employees come to the bar and eat more food then the patrons.

Look, nice place but 1000 a night for a family of 4 is not worth it. I can only imagine that the prices are there for exclusionary measures (u interpret that as you like). The food is good simple well done food, except for that previously mentioned chef tasting.

Bring water bottles because if it's a hot day you're going to get dehydrated. No cooling stations or fountains, they put igloo water coolers with ice water but you have to look for them and they are sparse. There are some soda machines but they take cash so if your accustomed to a real resort you will find that this place is definitely not seamless. I wanted to leave gratuities for staff but you have to go to the atm in the arcade and blah blah blah. RESORT RESORT means your every whim want is catered to and i am more than happy to pay for that.

Small indoor pool and water features for kids nothing crazy but the kids enjoyed it. They are prepping a new water park for the summer of 2020, but I imagine that the prices will reflect the new amenities