I first went to the zoo in the early 70s, with 2 f...

I first went to the zoo in the early 70s, with 2 friends, in a dad's camper van. Been a couple of times since, but this time on a day when it rained within an hour of arriving. The park has plenty of rides to queue at. We never got to the zoo, because my daughter was moaning about the weather.
We got the 1/2 price offer, where the handwash bottles were supposedly required as proof, but they didn't even check them! For what it is, at half price is just about right; 48 quid for a ticket is taking the p ss.