If there was a -star to choose from, I'd choose it...

If there was a -star to choose from, I'd choose it for sure! This was one of the worst vacations of my entire life. Let's start with the grounds, picture an abandoned motel, stray dogs in the pool, random people wondering around looking for something to do, WARNING and DANGER signs everywhere! I'm not exaggerating. All of this was at the hotel.

My friend booked the all inclusive package and thought we had a handful of places to dine for each meal...nope! One or two places, each with food I would not feed a stray dog. Wilted lettuce and mutton for lunch, frozen seafood and microwave meat for dinner. Resort smelled like an old ash tray, grounds tore up all over, walls unpainted and grounds totally unkept.

There was a warning on the back of the room door which said "Please check who is outside your door, before opening". WHAT?

Needless to say, I checked out after only one night. The kicker of the story is, when I approached the front desk to check out, mind you 8 days early, the clerk did not ask why or if there was something he could do to make our stay pleasant. He said "OK" and printed our final bill. Do I need to say more?