Ugh. This resto is much look a SoBe model -- gorge...

Ugh. This resto is much look a SoBe model -- gorgeous on the outside yet lacking on the inside.

Yes, Juvia is precisely what I wish my home looked like -- California modern cool with sweeping city views. The ambience alone is 5 stars.

But then there's the food. Eesh. Sadly, my Lettuce Wedge salad was dry, the short rib was burnt to a crisp and the chicken was also overcooked. And this breaks my heart because MY GOD IS THIS PLACE GORGEOUS.

The upside? Order up the mango gelato with a hint of rum served in shot glasses. Quaff enough to get a buzz and forget dinner all together.