Where to start. We stayed at this place for our an...

Where to start. We stayed at this place for our anniversary. I ve stayed in worse hotels to be fair, but this was definitely BAD. The steak and lobster dinner on the first night came out two minutes after we ordered it... a little concerning, but when we bit into it you could tell this stuff had obviously been sitting in the fridge for weeks and was being microwaved before coming out. The room was cool, we loved the private pool and jacuzzi, but the whole room smelled of mildew. Makes sense since the floors are carpeted and you re dripping water everywhere all the time. The toilet didn t quite work, you had to flush it a few times before everything really went away. We ordered room service ... it was $23 for a horrendous quesadilla that looked and tasted like it had come from Wawa. It arrived in a Chinese takeout box with utensils in a plastic sandwich bag. My husband got food poisoning after and was throwing up all night. Mini golf was fun, but it s very funky-dink, could have built the same thing with a few pieces of plywood and some fake grass. Overall a pretty terrible place for what you pay for. Reminds me of a rundown Motel 6. Still, like I said, we enjoyed the private pool and the jacuzzi!