HORRIFIC BURGER and BLAND SCAMPI. Went on 25 May 2...

HORRIFIC BURGER and BLAND SCAMPI. Went on 25 May 2018 around 530pm and took until 6:15pm to get food. I went with my wife trying this hard to get to place for the first time and was very hungry, could not wait to try. I ordered the Farmhouse Burger, meduim for temp. Wife ordered the Scampi. I have never seen nor tasted such a gross offense against burgers in my whole life. The "meat" patty was flavorless, and had been drudged through a grease trap and smashed into the lower patty. The lettuce was slimy and gross looking. Can someone maliciously make a burger not edible on purpose? I have found that here without question. I also am certain I got food poisoning from the few bites I took as I removed the bottom bun & Lettuce and tried to enjoy it anyways. I could only do 2 small bites of the upper layers left before I just could not eat it anymore. IT WAS THE GROSSEST made burger I have ever seen and tasted. This is not okay, and not worth the price at all. Wifes scampi was very bland, she said it tasted like it came from a microwave. I think the Chef should be fired as they are obviously not trainable, the WA Health Department needs to stop by this place, and I think this is the most honest review of Stonehouse Cafe yet. I will not be back. I will of course tell friends to avoid at all costs, and others about this experience. There was also bugs in my water I had to scrape out with a spoon, probably attracted by poorly stored food in the kitchen.