Woke up in the middle of the night, which is rare ...

Woke up in the middle of the night, which is rare for me, but that's not the problem. I was thirsty, so I wanted a bottle of water. Turns out, for a room that I paid over $300 for, there isn't any water! I even checked the mini fridge to see if there was one I could buy. Well, the mini fridge was completely empty. Why even have it then? It just makes noise. So I call guest services and they tell me I can get one free at the front desk or use the vending machine in the hall. I'm not dressed and it's 5 am and I was planning to go back to sleep, so I'm not going to get dressed. She says it can be delivered to my room in 15 minutes. 45 minutes later, it's still not here and I'm writing this review because I'm thirsty and can't fall asleep and there's an advisory saying to boil tap water for 3 minutes before drinking. Trying to save a dollar on a $300 room is truly ridiculous. Wouldn't even have complained if they left one in the fridge and charged $5 for it. At least give me an option.