Jess Albarran Review of KeyLime Cove Water Resort
Very boring food & Birthday cake ordeal. Then the ...
Very boring food & Birthday cake ordeal. Then the kids were herded off to the neighboring "arcade area" (1/3 of the games a Chuck E Cheese would have) that was SO EXPENSIVE per short play on machines, that our kids exhausted their $20 cards we bought part of the package WITHIN 15 MINUTES! Absurd... Then, immediately the kids were hustled off into the indoor pool area (which they OBVIOUSLY don't tell paying guests OR Party groups how they market an "open-public swim" all-day bracelet to purchase for any non-guests of Key Lime) & it was unacceptably over-crowded: waiting lines, shoulder-to-shoulder w/ others in the pools--Ugh! Top that scenario off with the 5-6 parents who stayed w/ our party kids & ME told how if we wanted to go into the pool "room" to keep an eye on our kids & their friends--Not To Swim--we had to buy their All-Day pass bracelet at $28/person, I mean, PARENT! I was shocked--&so embarrassed that I put up the money for not only myself, but three other parents that had to stay along their little ones. The final disappointment was when my 6yo came home & realized that she accidentally left her complementary beach towel in the locker/changing room there & she was really upset. I didn't even bother calling to ask if we could pick one up for her, because seeing as how the "party" went, they'd probably make me pay $20 for a replacement, thinking as of I was trying to give a BS story just to score a 3rd blanket. I'll never return & every parent I talk to on the subject of party places around--they hear my above experience as a "cautionary tale" :(
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