I think my favorite memory of Morty s Pub is when ...

I think my favorite memory of Morty s Pub is when I was just a wee lad, I was twenty one years old and I got a Rueben Sandwich, here s the thing about Reuben s though. It s not a real Rueben, it s a lie. They don t put Thousand Islands dressing on it nor do they really have anything comparable. I could put an oily vinaigrette on the sandwich instead remarked the one server. No you cannot, because that s not what goes on a Rueben, Rebecca! (just kidding I don t even know what her name was. If there is an actual Rebecca here I apologize. You re great!)

But I can t recall ever being here sober, so for what it s worth great Rueben and bomb sweet potato fries. Go kick rocks bud!